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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 7h

Costco is completely out of diet coke. I know it may seem unfair to complain when things are going SO WELL otherwise but this kind of thing never happened under Obama.

An empty bay at Costco next to the coca cola bay

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 14h

When I google "Airbnb" the first result that comes up is VRBO and I think that's such an alpha move.

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 15h

"are corporations people?" i mean idk Jan it depends whether they're trying to buy a gun or get an abortion i guess

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 1d

I'm forty four but I have the skin of a sixteen year old (acne prone).

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 2d

I dropped tofu on the floor and one of the dogs ate it and I have this extremely persistent hunch that if I tell my brother he'll say something very funny in response.

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 2d

AI version of myself that does my job for me so I can sun myself upon a rock like the apex predator I am.

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 2d

Online stores: We can't hold items in your cart! They're selling out fast! You only have 10 minutes left to buy this before we give it to someone else!

Online stores (3 days later): Please come back and check out your cart.

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 7d

rosencrantz and guildenstern's bomb ring

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 8d

Yes I keep up with current events 🙄 for instance I know there's an election in New York and one of the candidates has a bunch of cats —me, after spending three (3) minutes on social

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

Real lyrics: I walk from my machine

I thought: I'm off of my machine

Real lyrics: Deaf dumb and thirty

I thought: Just turned thirty

Real lyrics: Leaning on my conscience wall

I thought: Bleeding from my conscience a while

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

Real lyrics: Tied to a wheel, my fingers gotta feel

I thought they were: Trying not to feel, fingers gotta steal

Real lyrics: For our love, for our fear

I thought: All our love, all our fear

Real lyrics: For our rise against the years

I thought: For us to rise again in years

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

Seems like something a bot would write

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

Another fun thing I learned at Karaoke is if someone sings Machinehead you can walk around and ask all the Bros "so, are you a fellow bush fan?"

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

Were the entire nineties a lie or just sixteen stone?

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

Which lyrics you ask? Basically all of them.

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 9d

You learn something new every day for instance the other day I was at karaoke and I learned that I've had the words for Machinehead wrong for 30 years.

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 18d

Biz trip accessory shots let's set the tone for this meeting

A pair of legs and feet. The feet are in floral sneakers with white laces

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 18d

Before He Cheats makes me really angry because of the condescension and vitriol aimed at the other woman. There is no textual evidence to suggest that she knows the man she's flirting with at the bar is cheating on someone. Why can't we give her the benefit of the doubt?

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 18d

All fragrances are unisex change my mind

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 18d

There is no textual evidence that Jolene was actually interested in the narrator's man in this essay I will

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 19d

Whoever has my voodoo doll right now kindly stop playing MacArthur Park to it.

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · 24d

It is not better to be feared than loved.

It is not better to be loved than feared.

It is better to be loved AND feared, like one of those rickety old wooden roller coasters

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · Sep 15

Fragile masculinity is when you are threatened by the existence of the soap dish

An ad for Marlowe soap that shows a bar of soap taped to a wall with duct tape

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the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · Sep 12

Gay conversion therapy for straight women but it's the Ludovico Technique from A Clockwork Orange and I make you sit in a chair and look at pictures of Christina Hendricks and listen to the Indigo Girls. Congrats, your straightness is cured.

the rachel maddow you got on wish @reallifecatherine.bsky.social · Sep 2

MILF (medusa I'd like to friend)

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