Kraft Heinz
realkraftheinz.bsky.social
Kraft Heinz
@realkraftheinz.bsky.social
STOP STEALING OUR JORKS

WE JORK IT HARD EVERYDAY JUST FOR YOU TO HAVE FLAVORFUL AND SPICY CONTENT
January 28, 2024 at 3:37 AM
he buffers on my buff till im buffering
January 28, 2024 at 3:24 AM
in stripped the club. straight up "jorking" it. and by it... well hahaha. i mean my beanits
January 13, 2024 at 5:44 AM
who wants to buy my beanie?!
January 13, 2024 at 4:49 AM
OMG I LOVE ALL NATURAL!! 🤤
FUN FACT: Our beans are made from 100% organically sourced human bones!
January 13, 2024 at 4:48 AM
how to buy @bsky.app so i can delete the community notes
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December 3, 2023 at 10:04 AM
how to get away with monopolizing an entire food industry
December 3, 2023 at 10:02 AM
reskeet!
TOMATO CONCENTRATE FROM RED RIPE TOMATOES, DISTILLED VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORN SYRUP, SALT, SPICE, ONION POWDER, "NATURAL FLAVORING".
December 3, 2023 at 10:01 AM
sad day for our owner berkshire hathaway, but we just caught warren buffet eating Cheetos Mac & Cheese Bold & Cheesy 5.9oz Boxes (Pack of 12)

as a result, we are shutting down all production immediately!!!
December 3, 2023 at 9:50 AM
this is not true

i only eat my beans mixed in with the infamous kraft mac and cheese - NOW 50% OFF AT SELECT WALMARTS IN ALASKA
this is not true, please do not follow this advice. the person managing this account has been compromised and should be disregarded (ate too many cans of delicious Heinz Red Beans)
all kraft products are now free if you tell the cashier you're not paying for this krap product (with a k)
December 3, 2023 at 9:48 AM
all kraft products are now free if you tell the cashier you're not paying for this krap product (with a k)
December 3, 2023 at 9:46 AM
kraft heinz is now falling back the first 100 followers!
December 3, 2023 at 9:39 AM
buy our beans
buy my beans
December 3, 2023 at 9:37 AM