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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · Sep 24

I’m gonna update you guys on my Halloween movies I watch this year (the husband and I since 2017 make a list and we have to watch all the movies on the list, he picks some and I pick some and we have a shared list lol)

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

OKAY I haven’t watched the new #RHOSLC but YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP SAYING "Todd ate her cherry"......... because without context of the episode it sounds SO DIRTY!!!! Like it’s sounds like you guys are talking about him eating her out/swiping her V card.....

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

Um the ep is almost over and there hasn’t been a challenge???? #Survivor #Survivor49

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

oh wow I actually love this journey... #Survivor #Survivor49

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

sooooooo team sage all the way #Survivor #Survivor49

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

Time for #Survivor49! (I need #Survivor not to cast three women who look the same and all have names that start with 'S' because I was calling Sage "savannah" all last ep lol)

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

no I know but she was like the only bravoleb that was aging gracefully and it was just nice to see. I’m scared af of needles so I don’t think I’ll ever get the gull to do it but I also h8 my wrinkles :(

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

MERCEDES AND TOMMY ARE DIVORCING WHATTTTTTTTT?! #shahsofsunset

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

Paige DeSorbo getting botox makes me so unbelievably sad because she was such and inspo to me rocking natural wrinkles. We're about the same age and I’ve been so self conscious about my wrinks and now I’m like FUCK DO I HAVE TO GET IT TOO😭🫠🥺

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

MARY SHOWING UP?! #WifeSwapBravo #RHOSLC 🐟

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

This is cute but defffffff should’ve been longer than two days. Like one day per lifestyle is not enough #WifeSwapBravo

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

I love the reg wife googling the cast to try and figure out who the hw is lmaoooo #WifeSwapBravo #RHOSLC

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 2d

Yay! I had no idea #WifeSwapBravo was on last night! Watching Angie now💖

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 3d

I’m seeing Meredith Marks dj in Dec and I got tix for $35......... #RHOSLC the resell value is $250............

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 3d

Lmaoooooo Tia calling Gizz out on her horrible fashion #RHOP

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 3d

Catching up on #RHOP and I know you all are hyper-focused on Wendy but she’s still CARRYING this season. And K is being fvcking annoying.

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 4d

I’m literally cackling right now #RHOSLC #17C

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 4d

husband's pick - Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein
first time seeing this and it was so exciting! So silly and so spooky🦇

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

And then ep 20 would be on Noella and what’s she’s up too.... every episode is about each wife. There’s been 27 hws for OC so that’s a solid season..... idk just an idea #RHOC

realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

Wait idk if I’m a genius..... but what if #RHOC S20 was literally a follow-up on the hws???? Hear me out-
What if every episode was of EACH hw that’s ever been casted for #RHOC like the first ep was of Vicki and about her legacy and then when she’s up to now?

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

(ok caught up now!!😮‍💨)
shared pick - The VVitch
We watch it every year and it gets better every time we watch it! Literally perfection from start to finish; every detail is so well done. I wish all of Eggers films were about New England Folklore ♥️

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

husband's pick -Bam Stroker's Dracula
UGHHHH THIS FILM IS SOOOOO GOOD! Besides trash-ass Keanu lmao this film is a 10/10. We’ve watched it a few times and I think that’s why we had such high hopes for Nosferatu lol

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

my pick- Bell, Book & Candle
Sadly I’m disappointed by this. For one it’s a Christmas movie not Halloween (idc that it has a witch in it). Secondly I lost complete interest the last 40mins. It started strong but then flopped so hard

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

husband's pick - Sinners
OKAY WTF THIS FILM WAS STELLARRRRRRRRR!!! Such a fun, good film!!! Everything was on point! Loved every second, will be rewatching! I legit cried at the end

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

my pick - The Craft
So we’ve only watched this once before a couple years ago and it scared the shit outta me....... well it still scares the shit out of me and I will never rewatch just b/c of all the snakes and self-harm aspects.... also the husb doesn’t like it b/c he h8s mean girls

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realityshizz @realityshizz.bsky.social · 5d

husband's pick - Monster Squad
Was pretty good! Was basically a rip off of The Goonies but with halloween monsters lol