Jacob 🤭
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THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND JORDAN AND ELAINE ARE IN THE FINALE I FINALLY FUCKING WON #DWTS
a girl in a school uniform says " the evil is defeated " while holding a cell phone
Alt: girl says “the evil is defeated” to her class
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November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND JORDAN AND ELAINE ARE IN THE FINALE I FINALLY FUCKING WON #DWTS
also if there’s going to be a third season of this, they can cut the whole “will you vote to save these people” “who will you save: Baldi’s Basics or the twin” like it could’ve been interesting but it was just predictable and boring we already know people are selfish #SquidGameTheChallenge #SGTC
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
also if there’s going to be a third season of this, they can cut the whole “will you vote to save these people” “who will you save: Baldi’s Basics or the twin” like it could’ve been interesting but it was just predictable and boring we already know people are selfish #SquidGameTheChallenge #SGTC
… literally almost all of the big personalities are gone who the fuck are these people 😭 taking out 90% of the cast in 4 episodes is insane I get most of them will start to get their screen time in the second half but it’s just a mess #SquidGameTheChallenge #SQTC
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
… literally almost all of the big personalities are gone who the fuck are these people 😭 taking out 90% of the cast in 4 episodes is insane I get most of them will start to get their screen time in the second half but it’s just a mess #SquidGameTheChallenge #SQTC
Viper was so robbed Dalton can go fuck himself and fuck those two girls who were like “uwu I have a sickness” “uwu I’m not gonna catch it I’m weak” thank god none of them made it cause they’re all pathetic little weasels (on the bright side thank god Jonti is out at least) #SquidGameTheChallenge
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Viper was so robbed Dalton can go fuck himself and fuck those two girls who were like “uwu I have a sickness” “uwu I’m not gonna catch it I’m weak” thank god none of them made it cause they’re all pathetic little weasels (on the bright side thank god Jonti is out at least) #SquidGameTheChallenge
there’s something so irritating about people who try to be overly positive like Shannon like 💀 Sage ate that none of it is genuine #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
there’s something so irritating about people who try to be overly positive like Shannon like 💀 Sage ate that none of it is genuine #Survivor49
ELAINE IS DANCING NEXT WEEK AND ONE MORMON WIFE IS GONE I WONNNNNNN #DWTS
a little girl is raising her arms in the air while a group of people are standing around her .
Alt: girl slams glass bowl and then continues cheering while everyone is gagged
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October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ELAINE IS DANCING NEXT WEEK AND ONE MORMON WIFE IS GONE I WONNNNNNN #DWTS
ngl I kinda want Feyisola to go home just so we can see more of Zelah’s personality cause I feel like she’s holding him back a bit 💀 I love seeing duos split apart and then see how the surviving one pivots in the game lmao #BBUK
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
ngl I kinda want Feyisola to go home just so we can see more of Zelah’s personality cause I feel like she’s holding him back a bit 💀 I love seeing duos split apart and then see how the surviving one pivots in the game lmao #BBUK
Lucinda and Isaiah winning… lord what a waste of an hour and 15 minutes Toby and Tyrique are fucking useless 😭😭 none of these relationships lasting sorry lmao #LoveIslandGames
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Lucinda and Isaiah winning… lord what a waste of an hour and 15 minutes Toby and Tyrique are fucking useless 😭😭 none of these relationships lasting sorry lmao #LoveIslandGames
Justine better fucking win this season I literally hate everyone but her #LoveIslandGames
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Justine better fucking win this season I literally hate everyone but her #LoveIslandGames
ngl I need Andrea and possibly Josh to go so Justine wins love island again 💀 I only say possibly for Josh because I suppose he could recouple with Justine if Andrea leaves but idk if I want him to win like 😭 bring in a good man for Justine Love Island omg #LoveIslandGames
September 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
ngl I need Andrea and possibly Josh to go so Justine wins love island again 💀 I only say possibly for Josh because I suppose he could recouple with Justine if Andrea leaves but idk if I want him to win like 😭 bring in a good man for Justine Love Island omg #LoveIslandGames
guys I’m scared that because Rachel doesn’t want this season to be perceived as a bitter jury season she’s going to vote for Vince if Ashley takes him to final 2 please prove me wrong girl #BB27
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
guys I’m scared that because Rachel doesn’t want this season to be perceived as a bitter jury season she’s going to vote for Vince if Ashley takes him to final 2 please prove me wrong girl #BB27
a world where Ashley wins and Rachel wins AFP… make it happen #BB27
a cartoon doll is holding her head with both hands
Alt: bratz doll manifesting
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September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
a world where Ashley wins and Rachel wins AFP… make it happen #BB27
if Ashley wins part 3 of the HoH, takes out Morgan, and they vote for Vince simply because he has so much comp wins I think I’d lose it. Ashley needs to emphasize her social game and how she played dumb to go far and unlike Vince and Morgan, she didn’t need to win comps to make it this far #BB27
September 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
if Ashley wins part 3 of the HoH, takes out Morgan, and they vote for Vince simply because he has so much comp wins I think I’d lose it. Ashley needs to emphasize her social game and how she played dumb to go far and unlike Vince and Morgan, she didn’t need to win comps to make it this far #BB27
I’m watching live feeds for the first time in forever and it’s really annoying watching Morgan constantly have to baby Vince 💀 “everyone hates me take me to final 2 pwease Morgan pwease everyone hates me I’d never win” Vince you can campaign to be in the final 2 without acting like a victim #BB27
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m watching live feeds for the first time in forever and it’s really annoying watching Morgan constantly have to baby Vince 💀 “everyone hates me take me to final 2 pwease Morgan pwease everyone hates me I’d never win” Vince you can campaign to be in the final 2 without acting like a victim #BB27