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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · Apr 18

Every great book or trashy movie or janky game mechanic you've ever experienced is part of your soul now, and you can't review scale your soul against the weight of a feather. Instead of trying to rate its quality, how about you figure out what new landscapes it introduced to your interior world

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 8h

The "throw Pokeballs and just kite the raging Pokemon" strategy works, I dunno what to tell ya

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 14h

If you say "looks like a PS2 game" as a negative, I've got a crystal for you to be sealed into

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 1d

Second shiny in Legends Z-A, a random Fletchling

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 2d

First shiny in Legends Z-A, a random Skrrrrelp

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 3d

Let's see if we can get those ad numbers doubled, tripled even. Let's get you in a Cybertruck by the end of the year

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 3d

Today's been a real "Malcolm in the Middle Hal replacing the light bulb" kind of day

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 4d

I see you're going with the tactical shorts as well. Good choice, my estimation of you as a trainer has increased

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 4d

Legends ZA does not want you to own short sleeves

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 5d

7 year old winner wowow

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 5d

People say teeth falling out is a type of stress dream but it usually solves my problem, so what does that mean

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 5d

Giving my straight friends one of these toothpastes to make them gay

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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 5d

reminder: if ur gay u can mega evolve otherwise no

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 5d

What's the worst game I ever rolled credits on? Probably the idea that games are products, meant to be reviewed like products. Rolling credits on that was a tough one but every game benefits from it being over. Also Final Fantasy XVI

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 5d

We're so back

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

I just don't want anything to ever be for mobile, my hands do not like using that machine that way

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

Spinach and cheese raviolis in pesto

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

Spent the last hour finishing a 30 minute work training because I kept googling what I wanted to buy from the store today for dinner

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

Am I taking it seriously? I'm not mad about your joke, I assume you like Pokemon and I like Pokemon so I thought we were talking about Pokemon as people who appreciate nonliteral analyses of fiction, I didn't realize this was a hostile interaction until this moment

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

Like it's kind of handwaving to say "they like it," but Black and White were ultimately about that, and the series as a whole is about Pokemon essentially being animist spirits representing nature and our obligation to shepherd it responsibly

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

Pokemon Legends Arceus has you physically go to the ranch to withdraw your Pokemon. Also, I think it's very fair to argue the ethics and implications of Pokemon battling, but at least within the fiction, it's compared more to like boxing than cockfighting, and it's more of a sport than animal abuse

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

I feel like them showing it both in the anime and in the game environment puts it a lot higher up, even if there are scenarios where they might contradict it. It's a lot more improbable that a series predicated on the fact that these are your buddies would just leave 'em to sit inert in a PC

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

When Ash calls Professor Oak, it's implied that Professor Oak has them all out on a ranch. The existence of Pokemon Ranch corroborates this theory

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Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 6d

I should've known when you went to Namek that one time that this pregnancy was you prepping for the most elaborate cosplay of all time

Conrad's Crawling Out of the TV @rdaweso.me · 7d

Finally someone out here saying some real stuff