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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 2h
i <3 coffee
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 4h
i love to get a good grade at Doctor by having a strong understanding of my symptoms
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 22h
replying to the emergency on call group chat ping with "fuck off" and muting my phone
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 23h
our dignified rocky horror callouts vs their barbarian chicken jockey
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 1d
is it just me or has jerma got less funny over the past few years
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 5d
it really is great when your favourite movie's extended cut is even better
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 6d
why do i only drool on the pillow when having a nap
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 7d
had a dream i visited moscow. it was snowy, and every building was far apart. it reminded me of a minecraft server
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 9d
pannenkoek is a great example of autistic analytical thinking. he's so good at that shit
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 9d
james stewart is fine as fuck
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 10d
i think spinach is going to be my new thing hardcore for a month or so before i get bored of it
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 10d
call me popeye the way i feel great after eating all that spinach
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 10d
it is crazy that one bag of spinach can be one portion if you're cool enough
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 10d
they're gonna come for me when i keep this opinion during the water hoarding wars
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 11d
5pm
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 11d
really looking forward to the new gregg araki. let's bring horny back to the cinema
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 11d
setting up a PayPal account for the tooth fairy because cash is dead and getting done in for identity theft
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 11d
i love niche subreddits. let me be entertained by 50 autistic people arguing over types of rollercoaster
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 12d
not enough is happening in my life. i think i want to fall for a scam
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 12d
reaction to frivolous inconvenience: "we need to start killing people"
reaction to strong personal disappointment: "well. the circumstances are out of my control"
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 13d
i love mitski but my god her fans are so annoying
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 13d
everyone's probably made this joke already. but i think if you're trading in oil barrels you should be able to get your portfolio sent to you.
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 15d
i love /r/bald because they always look so much happier in the after pic
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 15d
thinking about that iranian(?) general(?) who said america is a difficult enemy because their cultural leaders are fictional. "you can't assassinate spongebob"
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@rctyphoid.bsky.social
· 16d
yeah man that happens too much to not be sure
