“Boarding group Z you are now invited to cling to the belly of the plane like rats.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Boarding group Z you are now invited to cling to the belly of the plane like rats.”
All male podcast about avoiding personal responsibility.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
All male podcast about avoiding personal responsibility.
I wouldn’t mind seeing ads for Acorn TV if the ads weren’t so insistent that Acorn TV is a real thing that we already all know about.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I wouldn’t mind seeing ads for Acorn TV if the ads weren’t so insistent that Acorn TV is a real thing that we already all know about.
It’s over. Inform the hoes.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s over. Inform the hoes.
CASTING CALL: Metamucil - Casting someone who looks like they blast major deuces. I’m talking huge, meatloaf-for-a-family-of-six, find-it-fossilized-in-a-million-years-style sizzlers. DO NOT respond unless you can provide an absolutely feral growler on command. Improv skills a plus.
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
CASTING CALL: Metamucil - Casting someone who looks like they blast major deuces. I’m talking huge, meatloaf-for-a-family-of-six, find-it-fossilized-in-a-million-years-style sizzlers. DO NOT respond unless you can provide an absolutely feral growler on command. Improv skills a plus.
You guys ever take acid? That shit sucks!
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You guys ever take acid? That shit sucks!
Starting to consider the remote possibility that I’m not a great hang. Question: do people want more lizard facts, or less?
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Starting to consider the remote possibility that I’m not a great hang. Question: do people want more lizard facts, or less?
How do I get a viral skeet? I think I’d be really good at it!
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How do I get a viral skeet? I think I’d be really good at it!
The thing is, at the end of the day, I just don’t want to look at Jared Leto if I don’t have to.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The thing is, at the end of the day, I just don’t want to look at Jared Leto if I don’t have to.
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Okay now that the wedding is done I can finally post these amazing illustrations @razorlou.bsky.social did of the dogs
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay now that the wedding is done I can finally post these amazing illustrations @razorlou.bsky.social did of the dogs
BREAKING: White House Halloween ball in jeopardy as RFK Jr. announces “Skeletons not real; can’t get you”
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
BREAKING: White House Halloween ball in jeopardy as RFK Jr. announces “Skeletons not real; can’t get you”
Huge year for morons.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Huge year for morons.
Boy, I can’t help but imagine what Charlie Kirk would say at a time like this. Probably something like: “Blood for the blood god, guns for the gun throne…”
September 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Boy, I can’t help but imagine what Charlie Kirk would say at a time like this. Probably something like: “Blood for the blood god, guns for the gun throne…”
It’s insane how many clicks and whirrs need to occur before my printer will start printing.
September 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s insane how many clicks and whirrs need to occur before my printer will start printing.
“American dominance in world affairs would ultimately begin to unravel in 2025, when a golden pedophile was elected president in an attempt to figure out where all the money and children were going…”
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“American dominance in world affairs would ultimately begin to unravel in 2025, when a golden pedophile was elected president in an attempt to figure out where all the money and children were going…”
Thanks to a clerical error I’ve apparently spent the last three months rooting through SLEEVE Martin’s garbage :(((
August 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Thanks to a clerical error I’ve apparently spent the last three months rooting through SLEEVE Martin’s garbage :(((
My body is a machine that turns everyday conversation into hurt feelings.
a person is laying on a machine in a gym with their legs up .
ALT: a person is laying on a machine in a gym with their legs up .
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My body is a machine that turns everyday conversation into hurt feelings.
Hot horror take: I didn’t/don’t get Annihilation. I WANT to. The plant people, the bear, the whole thing seems very cool but then at the end there’s like a lady made of liquid metal or something and I just… WHAT IS GOING ON!?
a man is standing in a dark room with a camera on a tripod
ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a camera on a tripod
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hot horror take: I didn’t/don’t get Annihilation. I WANT to. The plant people, the bear, the whole thing seems very cool but then at the end there’s like a lady made of liquid metal or something and I just… WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Slightly diminish a band:
1 Live Crew
1 Live Crew
Slightly diminish a band:
REO Volkswagen
REO Volkswagen
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
1 Live Crew
1 Live Crew
Maybe we don’t have a “Male Lonliness Epidemic” so much as a bunch of developmentally arrested c*nts that nobody wants to be friends with?
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Maybe we don’t have a “Male Lonliness Epidemic” so much as a bunch of developmentally arrested c*nts that nobody wants to be friends with?
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Stunning to see how many people are just...spending their one life on earth, sequences of precious breath, by being angry at people on the internet, bulging eyed with self righteous fury as if it's any more important to the world to do so than huffing paint
August 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stunning to see how many people are just...spending their one life on earth, sequences of precious breath, by being angry at people on the internet, bulging eyed with self righteous fury as if it's any more important to the world to do so than huffing paint
Thoroughly enjoying the new King of the Hill.
August 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thoroughly enjoying the new King of the Hill.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is up on the roof playing something he calls “Great Big President.” Sources close to the president suggest he will be down for some nuggies after, and can play later.
August 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is up on the roof playing something he calls “Great Big President.” Sources close to the president suggest he will be down for some nuggies after, and can play later.
You are so angry and so unfairly maligned and so unrecognized for your special and magical gifts when all you REALLY are is one of billions trying to feel safe and seen on a planet that is running out of patience… oh and good morning I guess.
August 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You are so angry and so unfairly maligned and so unrecognized for your special and magical gifts when all you REALLY are is one of billions trying to feel safe and seen on a planet that is running out of patience… oh and good morning I guess.