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raymond486.bsky.social
@raymond486.bsky.social
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Real emotion comes from real people expressing real life, not expensive prosumers talking 20 photos for their Instagram while bending reality to a crease.
I was eating breakfast at 19:00, and my mom just got Taco Bell
Why are there so many songs about romance, give me songs about asexuals invading Denmark and making it the garlic bread capital of the world.
Sometimes when I get a new computer I play through Portal, it’s 1:35, and after the hours of setup and the hour of playing I finally am done. Good night everyone, I’m way too tired.
Great quotes from… people.
Got that Pixel, then got a replacement, both were the wrong model.
The new iPhones are on the 9th, and I’m getting my new Google Pixel on the 4th
They’re planning at shipping this for $599!
I need to get a Proton VPN subscription, and I’ll pirate all the Harry Potter media just as a fuck you to Ms. Black Mold Brain aka JK Rowling
The girl next stateroom got drunk and like 10 crew members had to intervene, and they stopped me taking a photo, but they didn’t stop the woman from buying a bucket of beer. Carnival Cruise Lines ‘Making People Shut Up Since The Costa Concordia’
If Apple sells the A18 Pro MacBook for less than $750 it would sell really well, $250 less then the Air and $150 more than the Mac mini.
There’s a forest near my house that I just call Murder Forest, because someone got murdered there in 2023
There is something incredibly pathetic about having to update a toothbrush
Sony makes great video game consoles, and then everything else sucks.
For some reason my conservative “friend” doesn’t like when he gets drawn as a femboy.
I just updated to iOS 26 and some of my passwords disappeared, this update actually cost me money.
If I ever go to Germany I’m gonna teach the tourists that „Deine Frau treibt’s mit jedem” means “Your wife is lovely”
I wanted to post the entirety of Shrek, but the max limit for videos is 3 minutes.
Berlin would have been the number one city for gender identity research in the world if the Nazis hadn’t burned it all.
What’s the likelihood that the British government murdered Alan Turing and covered it up as a suicide? If someone wanted to off themselves they’d just use a gun.
I wonder if medieval people argued about bows and crossbows like how we argue about Android and iPhone
Sometimes my head starts spinning and then I remember to breathe.
Are non-binary people hexadecimal?
I told Siri to call the most annoying person on my phonebook, and it recommended to call myself