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Raygun Mike
@raygunmike.bsky.social
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🇺🇸🪖🇺🇦 Army & Deep State Retiree. Big fan of democracy. Hate fascism & adjacent isims. Boycotting as many Trump supporting businesses as I can. Looking forward to the day my country regains it's sanity. Skeptical_Mike on Twitter (I wont call it X)
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 8h
The cops were just capturing the rouge penis
so they could put it on ice
until they can locate the giant it belongs to.
A team of surgeons were standing by
to reconnect the severed organ.
a surgeon is wearing a mask and making a funny face while another surgeon watches
ALT: a surgeon is wearing a mask and making a funny face while another surgeon watches
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 9h
a woman in a wig is saying `` we have a tie '' .
ALT: a woman in a wig is saying `` we have a tie '' .
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 9h
And their decedents will carry the shame of their ancestry.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 9h
Depends on who's in the White House
when the aliens blow it up.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 11h
"Urges pause?"
We needed a cease and desist order
the minute this story broke.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 11h
a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
ALT: a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 11h
Luke really buried the fucking lead.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 11h
Sure you did.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 11h
Nice one, Bill!
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 12h
Be careful dude.
You could end up in El Salvador or Uganda.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 12h
🎵The best part of waking up,
is a housefly in your cup🎵
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 17h
Well, I mean, Hegseth IS highly mockable
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Many NAZIs fled to Argentina at the end of WWII.
Maybe Trump is just greasing the wheels for when
he and his minions need to flee America.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
You mean Totenkopf?
Yup.
Totenkopf is German for death head - aka "skull."
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
$114 million divided by $7 million = $16 and change.
Not $200 per person.

MAGAts suck at math.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
You mean Satan's Forest?
Yes, I remember that.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
I believe he is tearing down our democracy.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
No butter!
No salt!
Don't treat Herman like an animal!
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
I sure as hell hope so.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Whatever comrade.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
A horse, no.
But an underage pony?
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
It's disgusting what Trump has done.
But not surprising.

Wonder how much we will have to pay
to return the White House to it's pre-Trump condition.

What ever it costs - it will be worth it.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Do it now!
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
No rules or guidelines that I'm aware of.
I was just surprised to see palm trees in a photo
when you were talking about No Kings protest in Edwardsville.

Okay, I was surprised to see the penis costume too. 😄