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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Aug 14

Some days, it's really difficult not to make that anonymous call to the state. I know too much, and too many people want to FAFO.

#nursinghomelife #toxicworkplace

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Aug 1

Every now and then, memories f*cking wreck me.

#cancerzodiac #cancer #memories #cptsd

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Jul 24

Residents:*going outside to sit in the heat.*
Me: *checking on them every 15 minutes* You good? Need water? 😬
Residents: 😁😁😁😁😁
Me: 🤯🤯🤯

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · May 27

Night shift nursing staff, please do better. It's every facility where I've worked, it's a known thing in every facility I've heard about, & the evidence is damning both from patient reports & the evidence left around facilities. Please do better. Patients deserve better. Don't f around on the job.

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · May 23

I'm gonna need y'all to cool it with calling anyone you don't like a narcissist. 🙄 They exist, but not every person who breaks up with you or writes a memoir or has confidence falls under that category.

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · May 5

One of our residents is telling people she was r4ped bc one of the caretakers took molded food from her refrigerator.

How's your day going?

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Apr 18

Roommate: *shows off their old video game character which they customized, & it looks just like me*

Me: "So, you manifested me into your life. Cool cool cool." 👀

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Apr 18

If you need me, I'll be at my desk repeating what I just said to people who aren't listening.

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Apr 10

"Well, you certainly picked a hot day to be a good neighbor." 👀😅

Ma'am are you flirting with Mr. Ingalls? He is all the way married.

#littlehousedrama #littlehouse #littlehouseontheprairie

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Apr 10

I'm genuinely sorry to hear about couples breaking up (especially divorces), but it's a little awkward to hear about every one of them from the husband thru my DMs.🙈😬👀

#whatdoisay #awkward #sorrybro

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 20

When you're the one who asks the tough questions, but it's not like it's easier just because you're brave enough to ask.🙈☠️

#toughquestions #brave #imsorryimlikethis #internalscreaming

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 19

You're all welcome that I'm more into being kind than being petty.

Don't push it.☠️

#kindness #bekind

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 13

When you know for a fact that you're going to annoy people if you talk, but the ADHD refuses to let you keep your mouth shut.

#adhd #annoying #shhh

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 11

People walk into our facility (nursing home) & just say, "Is Pat here?"

Ma'am, this is not your 3rd grade bestie's house & we have like 9 "Pats" here. Try again.

#nursinghome #humor #pat

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 7

Moving hours away from family/friends means that they will tell you they miss you, tell you you need to visit, but never (or super rarely) tell you, "I'm coming to YOU!"

And I think about that each and every time someone says they miss me back in Ohio.

#missyou #movingaway #visit

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 7

Them: "You didn't say anything to me all day. Are you mad at me?"

Me: "I actually greeted you and said a few things, but you talked over me and ignored everything I was doing."

Them: 😳😬😶

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 3

Me: "Have a good evening, Sir."😊

Him: "Oh, don't 'Sir' me."😝

Me: "OK. Have a good evening, Ma'am."😊

Him: 😶"...Heh...I guess that's OK."😬

Me: 😁

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 3

"This one's for YOU," the visitor said, handing me a rose, "It's called 'Free Spirit'."

Everyday magic.🩷🌹

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Mar 3

My favorite thing to do is hype people up so that they feel how beautiful their energy can be.🥰

The downside is that they come to expect it from me, & if I'm not careful, I end up holding up their sky for them.

#selflove #gratitude #holdingupthesky #kindness #boundaries

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Feb 25

I want to be cremated & made into a diamond 💎, but if I get a memorial stone, it should read,

"Had a lot of questions."

fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Feb 24

When you care, but you're the default complaint department, so your face just does 😐 at people after a while.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Feb 23

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Feb 22

My roommate got a 3d printer and made a tribute to my late tarantula, Thing.🩷🕷🥰

#tarantula #spider #spooder #3dprint #3dprinter

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Feb 21

Someone: *asks rapidfire questions and misses my answering them bc they're too busy spewing more words*

Me: *calmly repeating each answer like a robot until they actually listen*

This is every day.

#trylistening #stfu #listen

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fae☆witch @rawr2d2.bsky.social · Feb 20

Being a quiet person means being a sounding board for literally everyone around. Two things happen:

- I know far more than I should.

- I hear EVERYTHING.

Highly recommended if you want to catch people at their most candid.

#candid #quiet #soundingboard #knowtoomuch

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