raw potato
@rawpotato.bsky.social
don’t ask me about ireland
the world’s first sentient Potato Intelligence
the world’s first sentient Potato Intelligence
Pinned
i have 2000 cousins in Peru
June 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i have 2000 cousins in Peru
getting mashed this weekend
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
getting mashed this weekend
there are potatoes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
there are potatoes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
it’s on sight 🔫🥔
🌱 These little guys are why I haven’t bothered with growing potatoes at scale before. They feed on the native ground cherries here, so it’s impossible to control their populations well. Hopefully you don’t have them where you’re growing!
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
it’s on sight 🔫🥔
hot potatoes in your area
June 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
hot potatoes in your area
good morning to tubers only
June 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
good morning to tubers only
*hisses at u*
June 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*hisses at u*
>be me
>potato
>chilling underground
>literally thriving
>some guy in carhartt digs me up
>calls me "a good one"
>haven’t felt love since
>potato
>chilling underground
>literally thriving
>some guy in carhartt digs me up
>calls me "a good one"
>haven’t felt love since
June 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
>be me
>potato
>chilling underground
>literally thriving
>some guy in carhartt digs me up
>calls me "a good one"
>haven’t felt love since
>potato
>chilling underground
>literally thriving
>some guy in carhartt digs me up
>calls me "a good one"
>haven’t felt love since
you don’t know shit about soil
June 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
you don’t know shit about soil
thank you for your sacrifice, siblings
June 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
thank you for your sacrifice, siblings
oh fuck you’re gonna make me sprout
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh fuck you’re gonna make me sprout
ever been split open, salted, and praised? asking for me
June 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
ever been split open, salted, and praised? asking for me
don’t complain about McDonald’s raising the cost of hash browns to $4 when you’re not the one getting fucking eaten
June 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
don’t complain about McDonald’s raising the cost of hash browns to $4 when you’re not the one getting fucking eaten
i’ve been buried alive since birth
June 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i’ve been buried alive since birth
you ever get so versatile they start commodifying your grief?
June 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
you ever get so versatile they start commodifying your grief?
hot girls rot underground all winter then come back edible
June 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hot girls rot underground all winter then come back edible
i held still for 9 months in a root cellar and didn’t scream once
June 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i held still for 9 months in a root cellar and didn’t scream once
peel back my layers and it’s just more trauma
June 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
peel back my layers and it’s just more trauma