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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 16h

Toast, Bry's cat, is a large cat trapped in the body of a small cat

Sissel is a small cat in a correctly-sized small body

no large/large cats currently in my life, will update if/when it happens

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes Charlie is just like a small cat trapped in the body of a big cat

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 1d

Me: hey could we make the SharePoint search function actually viable? like actually put what we need in there and label it correctly?
CO: no 😊 but here's an AI tool that also doesn't work 😊

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 2d

Bry asked me if I wanted to go the day they opened. I said oh for sure, my ideal way to die has always been "trampled by white women in a Trader Joe's fugue state"

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 3d

high school field sobriety tests, administered by local hero "Thug Nasty"

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 5d

@hattedtenacity.bsky.social I wonder if Rotti Largo had a brat summer

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 5d

It'll take a while to drop from casenet but the probation is over and all charges dropped 😁 and even after 2 years I still hope that state trooper and prosecutor dr*p d**d 💖

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 5d

MY STUPID FUCKASS PROBATION IS OVER TODAY!!!!!!!

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 9d

I hate that you can't go back and add alt text after it's posted. That would make it way easier to just post and then come back to it

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 9d

yes I would!!!

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 10d

Damn Michaels' fabric selection sucks shit, I'm going to Appletree if I can find the time

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 14d

OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 15d

it's like if beanie baby was uglier, less original, and it's company used deceptive buying tactics

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 15d

She always offers to pay for it and I say no because my perspective is if she has to go through hell, she should at least have some beautiful free nail polish to brighten the day just a tiny fucking bit. if I'm not going to wear it or sell it, I'd like it to go to her

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 15d

My coworker has had the worst fucking year; she's lost her mom, her very beloved brother-in-law, 2 dogs, and a cat. I haven't been able to help as much as I'd like to yet, but any time she hints at wanting to buy a shade of Holo Taco that I own and don't wear much, I just immediately give it to her

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 16d

I got a tetanus, flu, and COVID booster the same day last year and the COVID booster always fucks my whole entire arm up for 3 days. the tetanus shot was literally nothing in comparison, idk why people say it hurts so badly

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 16d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 17d

None of that is conveyed to us btw, that's what they do to the students. We're usually the last people to know there's a billing issue with OUR funds.

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 17d

MU when I try to give them money: 🙄🤢🖕🤣
MU the second they want money: HEY IS THIS INVOICE PAID???? ITS ATTACHED DID YOU PAY IT??? IS IT PAID YET???????? I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE EXACT TIME DOWN TO THE SECOND THAT IT WILL HIT OUR BANK ACCOUNT OR THE SCHOOL WILL COLLAPSE!!!! IS IT PAID NOW????

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leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 18d

0 days since MU has Pissed Me Off (the counter never goes above zero)

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19d

I will pay them money if they can help me

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19d

Yes, it's Yahoo so the only way to recover it is with a phone number that is ONE digit off from mine because I put it in wrong as a kid. No recovery email. Otherwise, I have to brute force the password. Like I think a password cracker will work if I learn to use it but it's complicated.

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19d

I definitely will! I would make the new account on desktop, stay logged into the OG on my phone as long as possible, and make more than a few announcements about moving over. I'm saving that as a last resort though!

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19d

The other option is download and figure out a password cracker which appears extremely daunting without help. No idea what to do yet :(

leprechaun's green penis 🌈🐀 @ratbastian37.bsky.social · 19d

I could just rename the blog and honestly probably go through and reblog all the most important stuff to me, but I would be devastated to lose the blog I've had since 2011. Right now I'm still logged in on mobile with no issue but I fear if I get a new phone it'll be over.

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