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Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 3 • Is it a sin to sell spike detox formulas that cure an imaginary disease that doesn't exist?
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 3
Is it a sin to sell spike detox formulas that cure an imaginary disease that doesn't exist?
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February 13, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 3 • Is it a sin to sell spike detox formulas that cure an imaginary disease that doesn't exist?
Send Us Your Vaccinologists So We May Bedazzle Them • Let us honor our colleagues for the vaccination equivalent of Brezhnev's eyebrows
Send Us Your Vaccinologists So We May Bedazzle Them
Let us honor our colleagues for the vaccination equivalent of Brezhnev's eyebrows
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February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Send Us Your Vaccinologists So We May Bedazzle Them • Let us honor our colleagues for the vaccination equivalent of Brezhnev's eyebrows
Go Seahawks • Today is the Super Bowl so for once I'll shut up about viruses but I won't quit talking about weak men who are bad leaders
Go Seahawks
Today is the Super Bowl so for once I'll shut up about viruses but I won't quit talking about weak men who are bad leaders
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February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Go Seahawks • Today is the Super Bowl so for once I'll shut up about viruses but I won't quit talking about weak men who are bad leaders
MEASLES MISERY with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison • A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video
MEASLES MISERY with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison
A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video
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February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
MEASLES MISERY with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison • A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video
ICE is a Public Death Agency • At what point does confining people in a measles quarantine zone constitute torture, not MAHA?
ICE is a Public Death Agency
At what point does confining people in a measles quarantine zone constitute torture, not MAHA?
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February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
ICE is a Public Death Agency • At what point does confining people in a measles quarantine zone constitute torture, not MAHA?
Jesus Would Recommend Polio Vaccination • But ACIP Chair Pastor Kirk Milhoan would rather not
Jesus Would Recommend Polio Vaccination
But ACIP Chair Pastor Kirk Milhoan would rather not
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January 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Jesus Would Recommend Polio Vaccination • But ACIP Chair Pastor Kirk Milhoan would rather not
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 2 • Don't let my ineptitude at self-promotion drive you away
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 2
Don't let my ineptitude at self-promotion drive you away
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January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 2 • Don't let my ineptitude at self-promotion drive you away
Measles Isn't the Only Pathogen We Should Eliminate (Again) • If the cost of doing business were getting two doses of the MMR instead of massive preventable disease epidemics, America would be a lot more profitable
Measles Isn't the Only Pathogen We Should Eliminate (Again)
If the cost of doing business were getting two doses of the MMR instead of massive preventable disease epidemics, America would be a lot more profitable
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Measles Isn't the Only Pathogen We Should Eliminate (Again) • If the cost of doing business were getting two doses of the MMR instead of massive preventable disease epidemics, America would be a lot more profitable
One Year In: How the Trump Administration Eroded Public Health • One year of MAGA, measles, and megalomaniacs
One Year In: How the Trump Administration Eroded Public Health
One year of MAGA, measles, and megalomaniacs
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January 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
One Year In: How the Trump Administration Eroded Public Health • One year of MAGA, measles, and megalomaniacs
Polio Party with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison • A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video
Polio Party with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison
A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video
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January 20, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Polio Party with Drs. Angela Rasmussen and Juliet Morrison • A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen's live video
The Inverse Candyman Hypothesis • There is no worse fate for a "European country" than to be admired for your vaccine schedule
The Inverse Candyman Hypothesis
There is no worse fate for a "European country" than to be admired for your vaccine schedule
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January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The Inverse Candyman Hypothesis • There is no worse fate for a "European country" than to be admired for your vaccine schedule
Make America Denmark Today! With Angie Rasmussen, Jessica Malaty Rivera, and Saskia Popescu • Just three immunization-loving American scientists expressing professional concern and moral contempt for the European Country-ization of the US childhood vaccine schedule
Make America Denmark Today! With Angie Rasmussen, Jessica Malaty Rivera, and Saskia Popescu
Just three immunization-loving American scientists expressing professional concern and moral contempt for the European Country-ization of the US childhood vaccine schedule
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Make America Denmark Today! With Angie Rasmussen, Jessica Malaty Rivera, and Saskia Popescu • Just three immunization-loving American scientists expressing professional concern and moral contempt for the European Country-ization of the US childhood vaccine schedule
There is No Such Thing as the Super Flu • I beg you to stop nicknaming viruses
There is No Such Thing as the Super Flu
I beg you to stop nicknaming viruses
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January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
There is No Such Thing as the Super Flu • I beg you to stop nicknaming viruses
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 1 • YOUR FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SUBSTACK IS NOW YOUR SECOND FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SHOW ON MICROBETV AFTER TWiV!
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 1
YOUR FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SUBSTACK IS NOW YOUR SECOND FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SHOW ON MICROBETV AFTER TWiV!
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Rasmussen Retorts: Episode 1 • YOUR FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SUBSTACK IS NOW YOUR SECOND FAVORITE VIRUS AND VACCINE SHOW ON MICROBETV AFTER TWiV!
Is that Mpox in Your Balls or Are You Just Happy to See This Preprint? • Deez disordered seminiferous tubules
Is that Mpox in Your Balls or Are You Just Happy to See This Preprint?
Deez disordered seminiferous tubules
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January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Is that Mpox in Your Balls or Are You Just Happy to See This Preprint? • Deez disordered seminiferous tubules
2025 Year in Review: Good Company in the Gulag • Some reflections and my deepest gratitude to all of you. Plus: TAKE MY READER SURVEY! and return on investment for paid subscribers!
2025 Year in Review: Good Company in the Gulag
Some reflections and my deepest gratitude to all of you. Plus: TAKE MY READER SURVEY! and return on investment for paid subscribers!
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January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
2025 Year in Review: Good Company in the Gulag • Some reflections and my deepest gratitude to all of you. Plus: TAKE MY READER SURVEY! and return on investment for paid subscribers!
Who is Up For Some Explosive Statutorily Required Policy Advisory Meeting Action? • Ring in the new year with all of 2025's legally mandated Advisory Commission on Childhood Vaccines meetings in one thrilling afternoon
Who is Up For Some Explosive Statutorily Required Policy Advisory Meeting Action?
Ring in the new year with all of 2025's legally mandated Advisory Commission on Childhood Vaccines meetings in one thrilling afternoon
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December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Who is Up For Some Explosive Statutorily Required Policy Advisory Meeting Action? • Ring in the new year with all of 2025's legally mandated Advisory Commission on Childhood Vaccines meetings in one thrilling afternoon
Workouts From the Cringe • Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?
Workouts From the Cringe
Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?
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December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Workouts From the Cringe • Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?
This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust • We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).
This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust
We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).
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December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust • We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).
MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! “Health Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts • Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue
MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! “Health Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts
Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! “Health Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts • Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue
What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu • There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.
What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu
There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu • There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.
Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box • Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure
Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box
Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box • Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure
Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery • FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit
Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery
FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit
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December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery • FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit
This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems • Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries
This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems
Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems • Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries
Save America from the MAHA Movement • Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy
Save America from the MAHA Movement
Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Save America from the MAHA Movement • Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy