Rao Dao Zao
@raodaozao.net
Solo game developer and recovering Warcraft III modder, also known as "Robbie". Warning: may contain strong language and scenes of mild peril. (He/Him)
Blog: https://www.raodaozao.net
Working on isomechtric action-cRPG Exon: http://www.raodaozao.net/exon
Blog: https://www.raodaozao.net
Working on isomechtric action-cRPG Exon: http://www.raodaozao.net/exon
It's easy to forget what a banger The Sun Always Shines on TV is. Actually, Hunting High and Low is one of the few albums where I know _every_ word... and woe betide the poor fool who stands within earshot of me when it's on. 🗣️🎤
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's easy to forget what a banger The Sun Always Shines on TV is. Actually, Hunting High and Low is one of the few albums where I know _every_ word... and woe betide the poor fool who stands within earshot of me when it's on. 🗣️🎤
Killing time between finishing UT2004 and shiny new crimbo day games by picking up my last Oblivion save. Immediately remembering why I gave up on it -- high level Oblivion is ass. I know we all love to hate Skyrim for being shallow, but damn, at least melee combat isn't a chore.
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Killing time between finishing UT2004 and shiny new crimbo day games by picking up my last Oblivion save. Immediately remembering why I gave up on it -- high level Oblivion is ass. I know we all love to hate Skyrim for being shallow, but damn, at least melee combat isn't a chore.
I see that Red One is on ITV tonight. I'm pretty certain that was only out in the cinemas last year, which makes it an abnormally fast descent to terrestrial (usually it's three years).
You're god damn right I'm going to tape it and subject myself to the horror.
You're god damn right I'm going to tape it and subject myself to the horror.
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I see that Red One is on ITV tonight. I'm pretty certain that was only out in the cinemas last year, which makes it an abnormally fast descent to terrestrial (usually it's three years).
You're god damn right I'm going to tape it and subject myself to the horror.
You're god damn right I'm going to tape it and subject myself to the horror.
The best thing about being on holiday is that I have no idea what day it is anymore.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The best thing about being on holiday is that I have no idea what day it is anymore.
You didn't seriously think you'd get away without a UT2004 blog this year, did you? I've been playing for years and somehow only just discovered the hidden Onslaught ladder.
Blog 997: Onslaught
Vehicular manslaughter? I 'ardly know 'er!
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December 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
You didn't seriously think you'd get away without a UT2004 blog this year, did you? I've been playing for years and somehow only just discovered the hidden Onslaught ladder.
I've got 3 hours in Levels to get Exonmas building and playable. THE RACE IS ON!
TONIGHT from 6pm until late is our last GameDevEd of the year! Come and enjoy the company of Game Developers in and around Edinburgh who are bearing through the cold winter nights and frantic holiday days. Some may even bring wintery versions of their projects for you to enjoy! #scotgamedev
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I've got 3 hours in Levels to get Exonmas building and playable. THE RACE IS ON!
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TOMORROW, at OX184 from 6pm until late will be our Final GameDevEd of the year! Bring hastily cobbled together versions of your games that have holiday-themed additions to their assets to show off if you so wish! #scotgamedev
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
TOMORROW, at OX184 from 6pm until late will be our Final GameDevEd of the year! Bring hastily cobbled together versions of your games that have holiday-themed additions to their assets to show off if you so wish! #scotgamedev
I'd swear my hi-fi only has like... 2 random seeds. I always put my crimbo playlist on shuffle and I manage to instinctively predict the next song with ~90% accuracy -- which can only happen if the same sequence has been repeatedly seared into my brain.
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'd swear my hi-fi only has like... 2 random seeds. I always put my crimbo playlist on shuffle and I manage to instinctively predict the next song with ~90% accuracy -- which can only happen if the same sequence has been repeatedly seared into my brain.
In trying to build a small, snowy level to mark the festive season, I have established that... yeah my tools are totally fucked. Catastrophically broken in so many wonderful and unexpected ways. Absolutely delightful. 😌
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In trying to build a small, snowy level to mark the festive season, I have established that... yeah my tools are totally fucked. Catastrophically broken in so many wonderful and unexpected ways. Absolutely delightful. 😌
Can't believe I got nerd-sniped into doing the @thinkygames.com Thinky Dailies. I'm not a habitual puzzler but they're so damn bite-sized and accessible. I've never done Sudoku in my life before, let alone Weird Sudoku -- and yet, here I am! Ugh!
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Can't believe I got nerd-sniped into doing the @thinkygames.com Thinky Dailies. I'm not a habitual puzzler but they're so damn bite-sized and accessible. I've never done Sudoku in my life before, let alone Weird Sudoku -- and yet, here I am! Ugh!
And with that, I'm off work for a month -- time to make some god damn video games! First order of business will be to see if I can cobble Exon back together enough to bring a snowy level to @gamedeved.bsky.social this week. 👀🌨️
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And with that, I'm off work for a month -- time to make some god damn video games! First order of business will be to see if I can cobble Exon back together enough to bring a snowy level to @gamedeved.bsky.social this week. 👀🌨️
Started watching The War Between The Land and The Sea last night, because it sounded like the kind of B-movie nonsense that is exactly my bag... only to discover it's a bloody Dr Who spin-off. 🤮
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Started watching The War Between The Land and The Sea last night, because it sounded like the kind of B-movie nonsense that is exactly my bag... only to discover it's a bloody Dr Who spin-off. 🤮
There's an art gallery I've been walking past on my way to work for a while now, with a piece in the window that I really like. I've finally checked their website and there are actually _five_ paintings I would rather like to have. Aieeeee!
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
There's an art gallery I've been walking past on my way to work for a while now, with a piece in the window that I really like. I've finally checked their website and there are actually _five_ paintings I would rather like to have. Aieeeee!
The problem I have with Rudolph the Red Knows Rain, Dear is that the other reindeer don't become better people and accept Rudolph because it's the right thing to do, they only accept Rudolph once they realise he's _useful_.
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The problem I have with Rudolph the Red Knows Rain, Dear is that the other reindeer don't become better people and accept Rudolph because it's the right thing to do, they only accept Rudolph once they realise he's _useful_.
Looking back on the games I've played this year, it has been quite the eclectic mix. Critical darlings that I hate, critically maligned sequels that I love, plus the usual heap of weird old shit nobody else has heard of -- love 'em or hate 'em, though, they're all very pretty looking.
Blog 996: 2025 In Screenshots
So many screenshots, so little time.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Looking back on the games I've played this year, it has been quite the eclectic mix. Critical darlings that I hate, critically maligned sequels that I love, plus the usual heap of weird old shit nobody else has heard of -- love 'em or hate 'em, though, they're all very pretty looking.
"Waah, waah, I can't think of a way to finish this side quest so I'll just procrastinate and fiddle with terrain instead."
-> after five minutes of forcing myself to just fkin stare at the side quest
"Oh I see here that I've just come up with way to finish this side quest."
-> after five minutes of forcing myself to just fkin stare at the side quest
"Oh I see here that I've just come up with way to finish this side quest."
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"Waah, waah, I can't think of a way to finish this side quest so I'll just procrastinate and fiddle with terrain instead."
-> after five minutes of forcing myself to just fkin stare at the side quest
"Oh I see here that I've just come up with way to finish this side quest."
-> after five minutes of forcing myself to just fkin stare at the side quest
"Oh I see here that I've just come up with way to finish this side quest."
Can't believe I managed to successfully deploy "How do you get Pikachu on a bus when he doesn't want to? Poke 'em on!" at GameDevEd last night. Archbishop of Banterbury right here! 😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Can't believe I managed to successfully deploy "How do you get Pikachu on a bus when he doesn't want to? Poke 'em on!" at GameDevEd last night. Archbishop of Banterbury right here! 😂😂😂
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TONIGHT from 6pm until late is GameDevEd once again! Join us in OX184 for socialising among Game Developers in and around Edinburgh #scotgamedev
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
TONIGHT from 6pm until late is GameDevEd once again! Join us in OX184 for socialising among Game Developers in and around Edinburgh #scotgamedev
Just ordered myself a batch of old computer games to put under the tree. I suppose crimbo time _should_ be a time to treat myself to a modern blockbuster for80 quid or whatever, but it's not the same without a box to anticipate. Weird old junk it is!🎄
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Just ordered myself a batch of old computer games to put under the tree. I suppose crimbo time _should_ be a time to treat myself to a modern blockbuster for80 quid or whatever, but it's not the same without a box to anticipate. Weird old junk it is!🎄
Remember when WordPress would automatically put snow on your blog during the festive season? I guess we're not allowed fun anymore. 😔🌨️
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Remember when WordPress would automatically put snow on your blog during the festive season? I guess we're not allowed fun anymore. 😔🌨️
Whamageddon is a terrible thing. Why would you deny yourself one of the greatest pop songs ever written? I can't endorse GameDevEd if it's going to be like this. 😔
This coming Tuesday, December 2nd is once again GameDevEd! At OX184, from 6pm until Late! Discuss whamageddon strategies, heartfelt poetry for the depths of winter, and probably Game Development at this well-loved meetup for Game Developers in and around Edinburgh :) #scotgamedev
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Whamageddon is a terrible thing. Why would you deny yourself one of the greatest pop songs ever written? I can't endorse GameDevEd if it's going to be like this. 😔
One day, I'm going to end up in a karaoke booth that has the Sonic Adventure Knuckles rap and I'm going to do something we'll all regret.
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One day, I'm going to end up in a karaoke booth that has the Sonic Adventure Knuckles rap and I'm going to do something we'll all regret.
Since I've apparently been on an RTS kick recently, I decided to squeeze one more little one in before the festive season. Populous: The Beginning is an absolute classic that still shines despite its advanced years.
Blog 995: Populous: The Beginning
It's an Ebenezer Goode game, where you can Move Any Mountain.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Since I've apparently been on an RTS kick recently, I decided to squeeze one more little one in before the festive season. Populous: The Beginning is an absolute classic that still shines despite its advanced years.
Frustum? Moar liek fustRATING. 😡
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Frustum? Moar liek fustRATING. 😡
Primitive War is another absolute banger. I love it when a film takes a quantifiably goofy premise and plays it entirely straight -- best dinosaur film in years. Even the might of Gareth Edwards couldn't make Jurr-ass-ic Werld hold a candle to this. 🦖
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Primitive War is another absolute banger. I love it when a film takes a quantifiably goofy premise and plays it entirely straight -- best dinosaur film in years. Even the might of Gareth Edwards couldn't make Jurr-ass-ic Werld hold a candle to this. 🦖