Geoffrey Card
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Geoffrey Card
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Game designer at Undead Labs. Husband and father of four. Small-time YouTuber. Not in that order. (He/Him) http://youtube.com/c/deRangutang
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Let’s remember that the aristocracies we left behind for democracy largely justified their power by virtue of owning and inheriting things.

Billionaires should be considered just as valid targets for supplanting with democracy. You want to keep your massive political power? Let’s vote on it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is honestly the funniest show you could ever do this to.
Did they also do the Monk box set? 😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
ICE stories are bleeding into ARC Raiders YouTube. They’re everywhere, it’s bad out there.

youtube.com/shorts/-Idps...
HIS DAD WAS TAKEN BY ICE #gaming #arcraiders
YouTube video by Mr Gibbon
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November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The only decision for the next administration should be WHICH country to extradite Hegseth to first, to be tried for murder.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Registering my theory for Pluribus:

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November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I don’t remember good compliments, but the WORST compliment I ever got was, someone who heard I was a film major told me “You look like Quentin Tarantino.”

LOOK like him.

At least they didn’t say I SOUNDED like him.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A sealion is a seal that has gained or lost an electron.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Bloody hell how long are RTD’s arms?
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Folks forget that the ACA *was* the compromise position. It was never full on heal reform so much as health insurance reform, but it was what the political reality of the time permitted.

That said, Medicare for all, and let the shareholders answer to God.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ARC Raiders at its best, right here.
#arcraiders

youtube.com/shorts/m08vf...
Whole server stops to RESCUE a stranger in ARC Raiders! #arcraiders #shorts
YouTube video by deRangutang
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November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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We can't just eliminate all the bad guys: a holiday message.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Gz...
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@1password.bsky.social In what world does ANYONE want their passwords organized by DATE MODIFIED by default?

The ones we modified most recently are the ones we just made up, or just entered somewhere and saved.

We almost never need those. We need to track down the OLD ones, ALPHABETICALLY!
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’m watching the Japanese TV series Alice in Borderland, which is about playing deadly games.

In one game, a brain teaser question was asked in Japanese, and the answer involved reading a word upside-down IN ENGLISH. People died.

Was that massively unfair, or is English really that ubiquitous?
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hot take, telling me that the protagonist has a prophecy foretelling their success makes them and their story INSTANTLY less interesting.

Give me stories where conventional wisdom and established religion say the protagonist CANNOT succeed, and then I’ll want to watch them try.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Interestingly, in ARC Raiders, I’m finding that there are way more rats and murderers in Night Raids than there are in Electromagnetic Storms.

I think that that speaks to the cowardice of these players. If the loot levels are matched by DANGER, they stay away.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@jesszafarris.bsky.social @robwords.bsky.social Your last episode didn’t answer my most important question! Why do Brits NOT put an S at the end of “Sports”?

Did they need it to tack onto the end of “Math”?
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Not even close.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is this guy auditioning to be president of BYU after he leaves office?
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
been cancelled. It’s a miracle any of them succeed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Lieutenant, that is NOT a regulation spacesuit."
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM