Ranger of the East
@rangeroftheeast.bsky.social
LARPer, gamer, environmentalist, humanist, and general proponent of kindness. You may have known me at various campaigns as Darius, Aaron, Valen, Marcus, Fenric, or Ghost, among others.
"One of the photographs shows novelty condoms with Trump’s likeness on them, spread out on a table. Behind the table reads a sign that says “Trump Condom $4.50.”"
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New photos from Epstein’s personal collection show Trump, Clinton and much more
The undated photographs are from Epstein’s email account and computer, according to Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, who published the photographs on Friday.
www.pbs.org
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"One of the photographs shows novelty condoms with Trump’s likeness on them, spread out on a table. Behind the table reads a sign that says “Trump Condom $4.50.”"
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Who in the hell actually goes and publishes a table in a professional report containing a column full of '#DIV/0!' errors? Good grief people...
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who in the hell actually goes and publishes a table in a professional report containing a column full of '#DIV/0!' errors? Good grief people...
Sec. of War seeks criminal defense attny to meet on downlow. Exp in 1st degree murder cases and international human rights abuses a plus
Butch only no fems
Butch only no fems
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sec. of War seeks criminal defense attny to meet on downlow. Exp in 1st degree murder cases and international human rights abuses a plus
Butch only no fems
Butch only no fems
On the first day of Christmas my POTUS gave to me:
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
On the first day of Christmas my POTUS gave to me:
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
Pete Hegseth ordering war crimes*...
And I can't even return this mf for store credit.
Note: There is disagreement on if this counts as 'war crimes' since there is no war, but plain old first-degree murder (multiple counts) doesn't fit the lyrics
You always hear Republicans saying they don't want their tax dollars going to people who need social services.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You always hear Republicans saying they don't want their tax dollars going to people who need social services.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
Not sure exactly why I've had this particular villain on the brain lately, but here we are...
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Not sure exactly why I've had this particular villain on the brain lately, but here we are...
RE: War with Venezuela.
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
RE: War with Venezuela.
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
Once again, can we seriously just not?
Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
This dog is so gassy that Tina Turner's ghost shows up to run gladiator fights when he's around.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This dog is so gassy that Tina Turner's ghost shows up to run gladiator fights when he's around.
My thoughts on the government shutdown, and the events surrounding it.
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
A bit of a ramble on the government shutdown, but it is in fact a ramble with a point. An important point, I think.
So…yeah…stuff happened. I think we’re all a bit mad about the stuff…like, the burning white hot rage of a thousand suns type mad. I was quite made yesterday, but then I decided that it wasn’t helpi…
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My thoughts on the government shutdown, and the events surrounding it.
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/11/12/a...
*looks at morning headlines*
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
*looks at morning headlines*
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
Right...
"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
1/ BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, I will recommend The Substance. Warning there is a LOT of body horror (think "The Thing"), but it is an effective and absolutely savage takedown of cultural youth and beauty obsession, the entertainment, health, and fashion industries, and celebrity culture.
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
1/ BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, I will recommend The Substance. Warning there is a LOT of body horror (think "The Thing"), but it is an effective and absolutely savage takedown of cultural youth and beauty obsession, the entertainment, health, and fashion industries, and celebrity culture.
In following the examples set by our high officials, this is my notice that if I am asked to attend any professional engagements, I will require presents. I will accept bundles of cash, swords, crowns, scepters, orbs, or other symbols of high office.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In following the examples set by our high officials, this is my notice that if I am asked to attend any professional engagements, I will require presents. I will accept bundles of cash, swords, crowns, scepters, orbs, or other symbols of high office.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
@just-travis.bsky.social @soursavior.bsky.social @mattbartlettvo.bsky.social
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Overture (From 'The Phantom Of The Opera' Motion Picture)
YouTube video by Andrew Lloyd Webber - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@just-travis.bsky.social @soursavior.bsky.social @mattbartlettvo.bsky.social
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
1/ South Korea and Japan, I am not impressed.
I realize it is unreasonable to expect countries to not do everything they can to improve their position, but replica gold crowns? Gold plated food? Promising a Nobel peace prize nomination? This is gross.
I realize it is unreasonable to expect countries to not do everything they can to improve their position, but replica gold crowns? Gold plated food? Promising a Nobel peace prize nomination? This is gross.
Feted as a Peacemaker in South Korea, Trump Finds Purpose for Overtures to Kim Jong-un
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
1/ South Korea and Japan, I am not impressed.
I realize it is unreasonable to expect countries to not do everything they can to improve their position, but replica gold crowns? Gold plated food? Promising a Nobel peace prize nomination? This is gross.
I realize it is unreasonable to expect countries to not do everything they can to improve their position, but replica gold crowns? Gold plated food? Promising a Nobel peace prize nomination? This is gross.
1/ Overheard during the 4th crusade:
"We sail for Egypt for Christendom!"
"Dude...we're like, almost out of beer *hickup* and Constantinople is like...right there..."
"We're trying to retake the holy land!"
"Yeah but...they have stuff."
"They do have stuff."
"A lot of stuff."
"ATTACK!"
"ATTACK!"
"We sail for Egypt for Christendom!"
"Dude...we're like, almost out of beer *hickup* and Constantinople is like...right there..."
"We're trying to retake the holy land!"
"Yeah but...they have stuff."
"They do have stuff."
"A lot of stuff."
"ATTACK!"
"ATTACK!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
1/ Overheard during the 4th crusade:
"We sail for Egypt for Christendom!"
"Dude...we're like, almost out of beer *hickup* and Constantinople is like...right there..."
"We're trying to retake the holy land!"
"Yeah but...they have stuff."
"They do have stuff."
"A lot of stuff."
"ATTACK!"
"ATTACK!"
"We sail for Egypt for Christendom!"
"Dude...we're like, almost out of beer *hickup* and Constantinople is like...right there..."
"We're trying to retake the holy land!"
"Yeah but...they have stuff."
"They do have stuff."
"A lot of stuff."
"ATTACK!"
"ATTACK!"
Supreme Court rules US Constitution is unconstitutional in latest shadow docket; Justice Clarence Thomas overheard commenting that Magna Carta should be up for review next.
Story at 11.
Story at 11.
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Supreme Court rules US Constitution is unconstitutional in latest shadow docket; Justice Clarence Thomas overheard commenting that Magna Carta should be up for review next.
Story at 11.
Story at 11.
Every now and then you see something...
This feels very, very relevant right now...
This feels very, very relevant right now...
Star Wars - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night - A Blender Fan Animation
YouTube video by A Man Of Limited Skills
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Every now and then you see something...
This feels very, very relevant right now...
This feels very, very relevant right now...
I'm developing a morbid fascination with studying scam YouTube adds and trying to see if I can figure out which ones are LLM slop.
October 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm developing a morbid fascination with studying scam YouTube adds and trying to see if I can figure out which ones are LLM slop.
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
'Vice President JD Vance, on the second day of a trip to the country, said recent visits by top American officials were to monitor the cease-fire, but not “in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler.”'
'Vice President JD Vance, on the second day of a trip to the country, said recent visits by top American officials were to monitor the cease-fire, but not “in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler.”'
Vance Says He’s Not in Israel to Babysit Gaza Truce
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
'Vice President JD Vance, on the second day of a trip to the country, said recent visits by top American officials were to monitor the cease-fire, but not “in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler.”'
'Vice President JD Vance, on the second day of a trip to the country, said recent visits by top American officials were to monitor the cease-fire, but not “in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler.”'
You will generally find that a good person feels compelled to take responsibility for **** that absolutely was not their fault.
Less good people will do everything possible to deflect responsibility from **** that absolutely was their fault.
Yes, this post is political.
Less good people will do everything possible to deflect responsibility from **** that absolutely was their fault.
Yes, this post is political.
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You will generally find that a good person feels compelled to take responsibility for **** that absolutely was not their fault.
Less good people will do everything possible to deflect responsibility from **** that absolutely was their fault.
Yes, this post is political.
Less good people will do everything possible to deflect responsibility from **** that absolutely was their fault.
Yes, this post is political.
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Good show Nashua!
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Good show Nashua!
Say what you will about Tron: Ares' story, but it is an absolute visual feast, the music is spot on, and maybe just sit back and enjoy it without nitpicking too hard. It is solid enjoyment for what it is. Enjoy the spectacle, because it is a gorgeous spectacle.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Say what you will about Tron: Ares' story, but it is an absolute visual feast, the music is spot on, and maybe just sit back and enjoy it without nitpicking too hard. It is solid enjoyment for what it is. Enjoy the spectacle, because it is a gorgeous spectacle.