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I make things that I think are cool, if other people enjoy them as well, that's a bonus.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
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First post goes out to my scale brothers and sisters 🦎✊! #OblivionRemaster
There are so many legitimate and correct things to hate bloodborne for, but it always annoys me when I see people complain about having to farm for blood vials. I don't claim to be the greatest, far from it, however never once was I in a dearth of blood vials. That's a you problem.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There are so many legitimate and correct things to hate bloodborne for, but it always annoys me when I see people complain about having to farm for blood vials. I don't claim to be the greatest, far from it, however never once was I in a dearth of blood vials. That's a you problem.
I'll make a deal with you Final Fantasy, release beastmaster and I will finally make 30 more collectibles and get rid of this achievement you've been yelling at me about for like a year. Cool?
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'll make a deal with you Final Fantasy, release beastmaster and I will finally make 30 more collectibles and get rid of this achievement you've been yelling at me about for like a year. Cool?
Getting hit by the pyroclastic flow of hot air that's built up in my bathroom overnight.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Getting hit by the pyroclastic flow of hot air that's built up in my bathroom overnight.
I think we should ban the word library. Burn it from the record books, yes even those in libraries(please don't burn books, just get some white out or something). It should be replaced with a better word, a stronger word, a sexier word... Biblioteca.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think we should ban the word library. Burn it from the record books, yes even those in libraries(please don't burn books, just get some white out or something). It should be replaced with a better word, a stronger word, a sexier word... Biblioteca.
Oh come now, why is the first thing I see in kill it with fire two a framed picture of the Kardashian mom? 😑
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh come now, why is the first thing I see in kill it with fire two a framed picture of the Kardashian mom? 😑
Damn man, doesn't matter where you go, can't get a break from the kops.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Damn man, doesn't matter where you go, can't get a break from the kops.
With several days of deck swabbing behind us, we look forward to a brief respite before continuing our journey to the new world.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
With several days of deck swabbing behind us, we look forward to a brief respite before continuing our journey to the new world.
Hmmm 🤔 ...the plot thickens. And by plot I mean your ass.
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hmmm 🤔 ...the plot thickens. And by plot I mean your ass.
Eevee: Vaporeon
Starter: Bulbasaur
Wildcard: Growlithe
Legendary: Articuno
Starter: Bulbasaur
Wildcard: Growlithe
Legendary: Articuno
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Eevee: Vaporeon
Starter: Bulbasaur
Wildcard: Growlithe
Legendary: Articuno
Starter: Bulbasaur
Wildcard: Growlithe
Legendary: Articuno
I'd love to know why he thinks "No" means "keep doing what you're doing but do it much slower while staring at me"
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'd love to know why he thinks "No" means "keep doing what you're doing but do it much slower while staring at me"
Adventure in the new world awaits.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Adventure in the new world awaits.
Yo does a Dark Tower hardcover collection box set, just not exist?
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yo does a Dark Tower hardcover collection box set, just not exist?
Sometimes it's funny to watch people play bloodborne, you can tell what controller they're using without them saying a word.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sometimes it's funny to watch people play bloodborne, you can tell what controller they're using without them saying a word.
It is perfectly acceptable to believe that some people deserve to die.
It is also perfectly acceptable to not trust any institution with the taking of a human life.
It is objectively correct to hold both of these beliefs at the same time.
It is also perfectly acceptable to not trust any institution with the taking of a human life.
It is objectively correct to hold both of these beliefs at the same time.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It is perfectly acceptable to believe that some people deserve to die.
It is also perfectly acceptable to not trust any institution with the taking of a human life.
It is objectively correct to hold both of these beliefs at the same time.
It is also perfectly acceptable to not trust any institution with the taking of a human life.
It is objectively correct to hold both of these beliefs at the same time.
Ada Wong
Female Spy
Female Spy
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ada Wong
Female Spy
Female Spy
Behold, the RJ ice cream cone!
...what? rim what? ...NO! Raspberry Jam you degenerates!
...what? rim what? ...NO! Raspberry Jam you degenerates!
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Behold, the RJ ice cream cone!
...what? rim what? ...NO! Raspberry Jam you degenerates!
...what? rim what? ...NO! Raspberry Jam you degenerates!
"600 hours and I've never seen this"
Yeah but you didn't spend 600 hours in that one particular obscure corner of the map... dumbass.
Yeah but you didn't spend 600 hours in that one particular obscure corner of the map... dumbass.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"600 hours and I've never seen this"
Yeah but you didn't spend 600 hours in that one particular obscure corner of the map... dumbass.
Yeah but you didn't spend 600 hours in that one particular obscure corner of the map... dumbass.
I will never understand the unwashed masses. Now an unwashed individual, I can puzzle that out, but once they clump into a mass(I imagine they're quite sticky from not washing), I'm at a loss.
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I will never understand the unwashed masses. Now an unwashed individual, I can puzzle that out, but once they clump into a mass(I imagine they're quite sticky from not washing), I'm at a loss.
Remember, it is your patriotic duty to take the shot if you have the opportunity.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Remember, it is your patriotic duty to take the shot if you have the opportunity.
Not many people know this but the S in Leon S. Kennedy stands for Scaramucci.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Not many people know this but the S in Leon S. Kennedy stands for Scaramucci.
Yeah plus I'm crawling with crayfish.
"Human beings are like rivers; the water is one and the same in all of them but every river is narrow in some places, flows swifter in others; here it is broad, there still, or clear, or cold, or muddy or warm. It is the same with men."
Leo Tolstoy - Resurrection
Leo Tolstoy - Resurrection
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yeah plus I'm crawling with crayfish.
Mom, you were literally a pirate with your own ship, feared by all... What's with this gender norm bullshit all of a sudden? #Grandia #jrpg #rpg #PiratesArrrWoke
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mom, you were literally a pirate with your own ship, feared by all... What's with this gender norm bullshit all of a sudden? #Grandia #jrpg #rpg #PiratesArrrWoke
Is there a word that covers the feeling or idea of loving to watch a game but actually having to play it is the most boring shit in the world?
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Is there a word that covers the feeling or idea of loving to watch a game but actually having to play it is the most boring shit in the world?
Cats should be named after food and dogs should be named regular human names. That is all.
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cats should be named after food and dogs should be named regular human names. That is all.
If you're going to limit replies or disable them entirely, just keep your thoughts to yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you're going to limit replies or disable them entirely, just keep your thoughts to yourself.