Emma
@ramonasturtles.bsky.social
Supporting women’s wrongs ❤️
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
going to take an edible and bake a cake later as a reward for running errands
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
going to take an edible and bake a cake later as a reward for running errands
the best episodes of house hunters are the ones when the man is like “i’d like to buy a tear down property I can rebuild with the wood from my great- grandfathers land in Germany and I want to also run a farm while we’re at it” while the woman is like “i’d like to buy a turnkey modern mcmansion”
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the best episodes of house hunters are the ones when the man is like “i’d like to buy a tear down property I can rebuild with the wood from my great- grandfathers land in Germany and I want to also run a farm while we’re at it” while the woman is like “i’d like to buy a turnkey modern mcmansion”
“society as a service” we are living in hell
your fair share of taxes: an unconscionable ripoff at best, and theft at worst
$1,500/month to live in a Singapore hotel with the most unfuckable greedheads imaginable: an exciting opportunity to experience true freedom (with Singaporean characteristics)
$1,500/month to live in a Singapore hotel with the most unfuckable greedheads imaginable: an exciting opportunity to experience true freedom (with Singaporean characteristics)
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“society as a service” we are living in hell
NW: Now You See Me 2 in preparation for tonight’s showing of the third 😍😍
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
NW: Now You See Me 2 in preparation for tonight’s showing of the third 😍😍
Netflix buying Warner Bros/HBO Max… well, Hacks was good while it lasted! Can’t wait for Netflix to run that show and all the other great content from HBO straight into the ground!
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Netflix buying Warner Bros/HBO Max… well, Hacks was good while it lasted! Can’t wait for Netflix to run that show and all the other great content from HBO straight into the ground!
Charm by Clairo is such a 10/10 album for me. like just immaculate vibes and sonically stunning!
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Charm by Clairo is such a 10/10 album for me. like just immaculate vibes and sonically stunning!
NW: Now You See Me in preparation for Saturdays showing of Now You See Me: Now You Don’t
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
NW: Now You See Me in preparation for Saturdays showing of Now You See Me: Now You Don’t
migraine really kicked my ass over the last 12 hours and had to take off work… but the silver lining is I can watch the SLOMW reunion earlier
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
migraine really kicked my ass over the last 12 hours and had to take off work… but the silver lining is I can watch the SLOMW reunion earlier
Shocked Mary showed up with the cult documentary coming out… and Andy better do his damn job and ask her about it!
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Shocked Mary showed up with the cult documentary coming out… and Andy better do his damn job and ask her about it!
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the concept of starting a modern season of RHOBH expecting it to be good
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the concept of starting a modern season of RHOBH expecting it to be good
that time of year!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
that time of year!!!
This WWHL group… no more than one brain cell between the three of them
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This WWHL group… no more than one brain cell between the three of them
Kim and Marcus up until 5am fighting?! oh we’re so back.. ❄️ #PumpRules
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kim and Marcus up until 5am fighting?! oh we’re so back.. ❄️ #PumpRules
Marcus and Kim are going to bring us some amazing crash outs I can’t wait #PumpRules
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Marcus and Kim are going to bring us some amazing crash outs I can’t wait #PumpRules
ordered sushi for RHOSLC and VPR tonight 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
ordered sushi for RHOSLC and VPR tonight 🥰
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yall I’m genuinely so sick of logging on to work everyday to 10+ asks right off the bat and no one else willing to get off their lazy asses to help. Like I’m so burnt out from being one of the only competent people at this job and having shit dumped onto my plate bc they know I can do it reliably.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
yall I’m genuinely so sick of logging on to work everyday to 10+ asks right off the bat and no one else willing to get off their lazy asses to help. Like I’m so burnt out from being one of the only competent people at this job and having shit dumped onto my plate bc they know I can do it reliably.
gaslighting myself into pretending I want to be at work today
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
gaslighting myself into pretending I want to be at work today
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Back at work in December vibes
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Back at work in December vibes
it’s taken almost a year, but Luna (our girl cat) has finally accepted her brother (Archie Storms Beador) and today we caught them playing ball with each other 🥹 could literally cry tears of joy b/c they’re finally getting along lol
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it’s taken almost a year, but Luna (our girl cat) has finally accepted her brother (Archie Storms Beador) and today we caught them playing ball with each other 🥹 could literally cry tears of joy b/c they’re finally getting along lol
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