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Bill, kept by Rack the McNab SuperDog (TM) in Wilton Manors, FL. Left, Green even with a 2002 Jeep, Debian Linux User, Elite Inline Skater (24,688 mi) and Intermediate Cyclist. ON YER LEFT! The Blog: http://www.Ramblingmoose.com 🚫MAGA 🚫OF/Porn

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · Aug 7

Dear scammers: If you expect me to install Whatsapp you had better be sending me my hefty Consulting fee.

No Whatsapp.
No Onlyfans.
No Donations.

Sorry, I'm not flush with cash, I can't afford leeches. I'll leave that to the oligarchs and the GOPedos.

a woman says " i 'm sorry for your pain " while making a sad face

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 15h

Thank you, kindly. Your news services are helping to keep us down here informed. We down here, appreciate it.

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 20h

Yesterday was 5 short Dad Jokes, today it's 7. Don't worry I used up all my short ones this weekend after the 27 miler on the bike.

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What do you call a Wolf that has things figured out? Aware Wolf!

The problem with having a file stuffed with one liners for topics? You actually have to use them when they are timely or they just look st...

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 1d

I roast coffee at home. Got into a specific origin of coffee beans from a specific estate. Guatemalan Huehuetenango Finca Hermosa. It was $4.95 a pound for green coffee for years. It went to $7.95 a pound a month ago, and now it is "on sale" at the same place for $9.95. Thanks, Rump. Dumbass.

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 1d

Scott Bessent is on television going full on Trump with his lies about the cost of living going down. There is little to no push back from the media. It’s like living in a nightmare!

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 1d

I can hear Kelso from That 70's show saying ...

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 1d

So for today's cavalcade of idiocy on a sunny Saturday morning, I have five quickies. After watching the Pilot Episode of Laugh-In online from like 1968, This seems to fit.

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

Perfect day for that thing sitting on your porch to get squashed? Maybeeeee! How do you make a boat feel better???? Give it some vitamin se...

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

First thing I did when I retired IT was to migrate to Debian Linux back when it was creaky. Now, it just falls on a machine.

Video editing is flawless on many platforms, but I swear by Flowblade. Stills are edited and titled with GIMP for heavy lifting but 99% of titling is done in Inkscape

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

I have been thinking the same thing but 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people'. I keep wondering if they'll do the wrong thing. :(

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

Oil spill nearby? That black stripe looks suspicious.

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

The nice thing about Windows 11 is I have a stack of thinkpads here that are handmedowns. Debian Trixie loves them even if Microsoft doesn't.

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

I'm honored, sir! You are quite welcome!

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you Carl, I have a Pirate Costume and some green Scrubs for tonight.

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 2d

Our Man In Japan has a Happy Halloween Starter Pack out today! So before you get your costume on, and worry about Shrinkflation Pricing on the candy, you will want to share this! Thanks, Carl! :)

Carl 🇺🇸 🇯🇵 🥁🎮 🏃‍♂️ #bluecrew @carlchri.bsky.social · 3d

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry, Son, You can't use the slide now, Yogi and Boo Boo are using it. Maybe later.

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you very much for the mention!

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 4d

Seems like the bag-cat is a wee bit sharp...

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 4d

The old saying "There's someone for everyone"? Apparently at the Vet's Office, I'm the Fitness Guru. It's all about picking up Dog Meds and showing up right after a workout. Then answering questions for about a half hour.

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A Class in Nutrition and Exercise at the Vet's Office.

It is October. You are talking about having a beach body. Great. That's a start. The best time to start on a beach body is "before now"....

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 4d

Holy crap! That man actually outran a Border Collie! I'm in Awe!

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 6d

Sounds like a low moisture Mozz. I have seen the story of the pans and building the pizza up to the walls of the pan. When I moved to So Flo, the pizza here was crap. I was able to reverse engineer a sauce that is identical to my memories of a 1970s South Philly (Yo!) Sauce

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 6d

Had to dive into Wikipedia to see the diff. Looks like the thick crust is what we'd call in my Philly childhood a Sicilian or Thick Crust pizza. I'd nom my way through that and enjoy. "Wisconsin Brick" looks like Muenster made in Mikwaukee?

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry for your loss of your good boy! Yes, they are amazing, when my 14 y/o had reliable hearing he understood what we were saying and would act like it. Blew our minds. Now it is "Selective" even if he's still going strong. They are not common at all here, our loss, I'd do it again immediately.

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 7d

Hey folks, here's a starter pack of fine folks for you to follow just like I did! :)

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 7d

Lets see, checked the international news sites for "obituaries" and other news. Walked 4 miles. Had breakfast. Now time for this little G Rated Gem before I wobble out to do something different since it is raining off and on.

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Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of Anty-bodies!

When I got started putting jokes up on the weekend it was because I was trying to fill space. It is devilishly hard to do new content ever...

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 8d

So what... 3 times taller than the original just to scare the children? Made in China just like those stupid red hats too!

Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 8d

We have managed to piss off the nicest people in the world, Canada. Everything Reagan says here is textbook Macro Economics and repeats the lessons learned of the Great Depression. So what happens next? Canada invite in EV Manufacturing from China? Don't be surprised, it's an untapped market!

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10d

This is the Canada ad Trump lost his mind over. Shocker, he’s lying—it is Reagan’s real voice.

He’s now cutting off trade with Canada because he’s scared it could mess with the Supreme Court case over his “reciprocal” tariffs.