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The Hard Chortler
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https://rakshasablade.neocities.org/ | god is a little bitch and im not afraid to slap his nuts off
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · Jun 21
it's a few weeks late but the hisoka bday update is COMPLETE!! pls enjoy this record of my entire collection hisokamorow.neocities.org

happy (late) birthday milord... i love u forever 🃏♥️

#hisoka #hxh #hunterxhunter #ヒソカ #ハンターハンター #ヒソカ生誕祭2025 #ヒソカ誕生祭2025
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 2h
well... only a few minutes after my last post in my pkmn thread, i had to drive my dad to the hospital

his surgery incision opened and we couldnt stop the bleeding. hes ok now though and we're finally home... gonna play pkmn for a bit and then go to bed
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 7h
dude... gen 9 is just nonstop Hits for lesbians

this game has another insane couple (canari and gwynn) too. its just comparatively less interesting than what jacinthe and lebanne have going on
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 7h
i like to imagine this npc is the in universe depiction of this greentext

except instead of reload animations its pokemon attack animations #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 7h
whatever *fwoos* *levitates offscreen* #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 7h
global wealth gap so bad even pokemon has something to say about it #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 7h
i just Know the rpf in this club goes crazy

how could it not? when your president is a sinister femme with a muzzled dyke for a maid #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 7h
az... ;___;

i know it may seem hypocritical to love az when im so critical of lysandre, considering they both used the big nuke BUT☝️

az has swag + he went on a whole Journey of redemption that i found very moving + he doesnt have hideous facial hair #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
im sure you get this a lot but i would let you do anything to me 👍 #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
i am.... in love................. with her... #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
not captured was me honest to god pogging irl bc of how hard this HITS

im actually in awe of how good this is... i know electroswing is kind of a meme bc ppl hate it so much but if the song fucks,

or however that saying goes #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
UHHHHHHHHH

THIS BATTLE THEME??? HOLY FUCK????

this shit sounds like a vocaloid song in the best way possible #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
I ❤️ SINISTER WOMEN #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
that theme... it still hits all these years later #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
OK FAVE

imagine attending a rich person fencing tournament that everybody was practically kidnapped & forced to compete in

and then, right before the final match, a demi god dog wanders in and demands a turn

so you just... take its picture and add it to the bracket #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
jacinthe showing class solidarity with her fellow 1 percenter #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
LMAOOOO they are so cute #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
mixed response from the audience, i guess #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
this game rules, actually

so far jacinthe's arc has been the best of the game by far #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
quick break with da Squad... gogoat is the only one who cant mega evolve 😭 #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
urbain picking up on the gay sex vibes #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
jacinthe and lebanne have dragged everybody into their full time dom/sub humiliation fetish roleplay and i would do Anything to get 728956956 more hours of it #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLO???????? HELLO!!!!!!? beating a feral dragon trainer so bad you take her as your eternal maid, complete with a demeaning outfit?

and youre both girls?

we have entered the gay sex dimension #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
SHE IS... SO HOT...........

also dragalge is one of my fave gen 6 pokemon. its mega is so weird and honestly perfect for it #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
i KNEW she was a dragon user!!!!! from the Second i saw her!!!!! i knew!!!!!!!!!

game freak has done such a good job of creating unique archetypes for trainers/pokemon of each type that you can identify them just by looking #lzaspoilers
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The Hard Chortler @rakshasablade.bsky.social · 8h
SAME GOES FOR LEBANNE... i thought she and jacinthe were just boring cutesy characters with no real personalities

turns out they both fuck Severely #lzaspoilers
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