🦇 The Grumpy Vampire Chef 🍽
@rajrjr.bsky.social
Cat Dad
Big Gay Husband 🏳️🌈
Married to @mombaked.bsky.social
Chef
Gaymer
Tomato Gardener
Horror Aficionado
We're more than a target for meaningless Pride-colored merchandise one month out of an entire year.
Seattle is home.
Big Gay Husband 🏳️🌈
Married to @mombaked.bsky.social
Chef
Gaymer
Tomato Gardener
Horror Aficionado
We're more than a target for meaningless Pride-colored merchandise one month out of an entire year.
Seattle is home.
Rest in peace, precious, beautiful girl.
Lucietta
2010 - 2025.
Lucietta
2010 - 2025.
January 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Rest in peace, precious, beautiful girl.
Lucietta
2010 - 2025.
Lucietta
2010 - 2025.
Took a bit of a break from social media but thought I'd pop back on here while I recuperate from this brutal flu bug.
While I was away, I had some fun decorating for Halloween 2024.
Here's a little vid of the "dress rehearsal" the night before Halloween:
youtu.be/vlot4voHiwU?...
While I was away, I had some fun decorating for Halloween 2024.
Here's a little vid of the "dress rehearsal" the night before Halloween:
youtu.be/vlot4voHiwU?...
R & B's Pre-Halloween "Dress Rehearsal"
YouTube video by Ron “Ronnie” Rodriguez Jr
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January 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Took a bit of a break from social media but thought I'd pop back on here while I recuperate from this brutal flu bug.
While I was away, I had some fun decorating for Halloween 2024.
Here's a little vid of the "dress rehearsal" the night before Halloween:
youtu.be/vlot4voHiwU?...
While I was away, I had some fun decorating for Halloween 2024.
Here's a little vid of the "dress rehearsal" the night before Halloween:
youtu.be/vlot4voHiwU?...
May everyone in the path of the California wildfires be safe...
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...except my Trump-supporting, faux-Christian, homophobic Aunt Gracie that refused to give me my sister's contact info because she's "protecting the family". UNrest in ashes, bitch. ☠️🔥
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...except my Trump-supporting, faux-Christian, homophobic Aunt Gracie that refused to give me my sister's contact info because she's "protecting the family". UNrest in ashes, bitch. ☠️🔥
January 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
May everyone in the path of the California wildfires be safe...
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...except my Trump-supporting, faux-Christian, homophobic Aunt Gracie that refused to give me my sister's contact info because she's "protecting the family". UNrest in ashes, bitch. ☠️🔥
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...except my Trump-supporting, faux-Christian, homophobic Aunt Gracie that refused to give me my sister's contact info because she's "protecting the family". UNrest in ashes, bitch. ☠️🔥
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This is an excellent ad parody made by Adam McKay (don't look up). A good way for touching humans pride youtu.be/K3gibPWnVZQ?...
ExxonMobil Ad
SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/YellowDot-SubscribeThere's a world we all want to live in again. Here at ExxonMobil we believe in that world. And we're working har...
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July 10, 2024 at 7:19 AM
This is an excellent ad parody made by Adam McKay (don't look up). A good way for touching humans pride youtu.be/K3gibPWnVZQ?...
To my Gaymer compatriots:
What's the most LGBTQ+ Friendly 'world' for U.S. servers in FFXIV?
Currently on Primal - Levi, but would like a more lively, friendly environment.
What's the most LGBTQ+ Friendly 'world' for U.S. servers in FFXIV?
Currently on Primal - Levi, but would like a more lively, friendly environment.
July 9, 2024 at 12:54 PM
To my Gaymer compatriots:
What's the most LGBTQ+ Friendly 'world' for U.S. servers in FFXIV?
Currently on Primal - Levi, but would like a more lively, friendly environment.
What's the most LGBTQ+ Friendly 'world' for U.S. servers in FFXIV?
Currently on Primal - Levi, but would like a more lively, friendly environment.
Apparently it's tradition for top Texas "leadership" to bail at the first sign of an extreme weather event.
First we had 'Cancun Cruz', now what? Asia Airways Abbott?
First we had 'Cancun Cruz', now what? Asia Airways Abbott?
July 8, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Apparently it's tradition for top Texas "leadership" to bail at the first sign of an extreme weather event.
First we had 'Cancun Cruz', now what? Asia Airways Abbott?
First we had 'Cancun Cruz', now what? Asia Airways Abbott?
🍽 🍜 I would up going the taco salad route.
July 7, 2024 at 9:07 AM
🍽 🍜 I would up going the taco salad route.
What is a "foodie"?
I see that term applied in a variety of ways, and now I don't know whether to cringe when I see it used in some bougie pedestrian manner or if I'll be wowed by some new culinary revelation.
I think I adopted the title for five to ten seconds before giving it the big 'Nope!'
I see that term applied in a variety of ways, and now I don't know whether to cringe when I see it used in some bougie pedestrian manner or if I'll be wowed by some new culinary revelation.
I think I adopted the title for five to ten seconds before giving it the big 'Nope!'
July 6, 2024 at 4:08 PM
What is a "foodie"?
I see that term applied in a variety of ways, and now I don't know whether to cringe when I see it used in some bougie pedestrian manner or if I'll be wowed by some new culinary revelation.
I think I adopted the title for five to ten seconds before giving it the big 'Nope!'
I see that term applied in a variety of ways, and now I don't know whether to cringe when I see it used in some bougie pedestrian manner or if I'll be wowed by some new culinary revelation.
I think I adopted the title for five to ten seconds before giving it the big 'Nope!'
Happy Monday. I came across this and could help but think of Montis and his Food Cart Adventure — he opens tomorrow! @montisboeher.bsky.social
#Posties #Food 🍽️
#Posties #Food 🍽️
July 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
🍽 🍜 I was too eager to dig in when this used to be TWO homemade BBQ Western Bacon Cheeseburgers and a pile of homemade home fries. I couldn't eat the second one. **food belly** **BURRRRP!**
July 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM
🍽 🍜 I was too eager to dig in when this used to be TWO homemade BBQ Western Bacon Cheeseburgers and a pile of homemade home fries. I couldn't eat the second one. **food belly** **BURRRRP!**
Facial hair's never worked for me.
I tried growing a mustache and beard out once long ago... I wound up looking like an extra in a spaghetti western.
I tried growing a mustache and beard out once long ago... I wound up looking like an extra in a spaghetti western.
July 4, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Facial hair's never worked for me.
I tried growing a mustache and beard out once long ago... I wound up looking like an extra in a spaghetti western.
I tried growing a mustache and beard out once long ago... I wound up looking like an extra in a spaghetti western.
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Perfection. No notes.
July 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Perfection. No notes.
This on repeat:
I didn't hear great things about the debate but the idea of even watching a debate between our only real option and a felonious racist, con artist, sexual predator seemed like a total waste of my time anyway.
Why put myself through unnecessary stress? I'm not voting Republican... Like EVER.
Why put myself through unnecessary stress? I'm not voting Republican... Like EVER.
June 29, 2024 at 6:07 AM
This on repeat:
I'm living my own little psychological horror moment as I peruse various skeets under the Discover header and realize just how many other people are experience the same shitty symptoms I've been going through for the past week.
June 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I'm living my own little psychological horror moment as I peruse various skeets under the Discover header and realize just how many other people are experience the same shitty symptoms I've been going through for the past week.
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It's second batch made this week because we tore through the first batch turning it into breakfast burritos.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the potatoes are tossed in butter, grapeseed oil, cumin, chipotle chili powder, garlic, onion, salt and pepper, then roasted at 425F for 35 minutes.
It's second batch made this week because we tore through the first batch turning it into breakfast burritos.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the potatoes are tossed in butter, grapeseed oil, cumin, chipotle chili powder, garlic, onion, salt and pepper, then roasted at 425F for 35 minutes.
June 19, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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It's second batch made this week because we tore through the first batch turning it into breakfast burritos.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the potatoes are tossed in butter, grapeseed oil, cumin, chipotle chili powder, garlic, onion, salt and pepper, then roasted at 425F for 35 minutes.
It's second batch made this week because we tore through the first batch turning it into breakfast burritos.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the potatoes are tossed in butter, grapeseed oil, cumin, chipotle chili powder, garlic, onion, salt and pepper, then roasted at 425F for 35 minutes.
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Organic Golden Yellow Potatoes (simmered in sea salted water) + Organic Red Bell Peppers & Organic Sweet Onions (with herbs and spices) + Chorizo Sautéed w/ Crushed Organic Garlic =Whole Lotta Deliciousness.
Organic Golden Yellow Potatoes (simmered in sea salted water) + Organic Red Bell Peppers & Organic Sweet Onions (with herbs and spices) + Chorizo Sautéed w/ Crushed Organic Garlic =Whole Lotta Deliciousness.
June 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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Organic Golden Yellow Potatoes (simmered in sea salted water) + Organic Red Bell Peppers & Organic Sweet Onions (with herbs and spices) + Chorizo Sautéed w/ Crushed Organic Garlic =Whole Lotta Deliciousness.
Organic Golden Yellow Potatoes (simmered in sea salted water) + Organic Red Bell Peppers & Organic Sweet Onions (with herbs and spices) + Chorizo Sautéed w/ Crushed Organic Garlic =Whole Lotta Deliciousness.
Make a band less
A seagull
A seagull
Make a band less
U1
U1
June 17, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Make a band less
A seagull
A seagull
Feelin' pretty happy with the new haircut.
June 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Feelin' pretty happy with the new haircut.
June 11, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Whenever people talk about boneless chicken 🍽 🍜 🍝 I always think of this old 'The Far Side' comic:
P.S. The first time I ever saw this comic, I laughed for an unreasonably long time.
P.S. The first time I ever saw this comic, I laughed for an unreasonably long time.
June 10, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Whenever people talk about boneless chicken 🍽 🍜 🍝 I always think of this old 'The Far Side' comic:
P.S. The first time I ever saw this comic, I laughed for an unreasonably long time.
P.S. The first time I ever saw this comic, I laughed for an unreasonably long time.
After baking at 425 F for 14 minutes, I finish the pizzas with roughly chopped fresh cilantro for a bright herb finish that perfectly compliments the other toppings. 🍜🍽🍝
June 3, 2024 at 11:17 PM
After baking at 425 F for 14 minutes, I finish the pizzas with roughly chopped fresh cilantro for a bright herb finish that perfectly compliments the other toppings. 🍜🍽🍝
Home-grilled Sriracha BBQ sauce-basted chicken breast makes an amazing topping for my BBQ Chicken Flatbread Pizza.
June 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Home-grilled Sriracha BBQ sauce-basted chicken breast makes an amazing topping for my BBQ Chicken Flatbread Pizza.
I don't know if every Trader Joe's is carrying them but the one near us currently has fresh San Marzano tomatoes, perfectly riped, full of flavor.
I halved them lengthwise, tossed them with fresh crushed garlic, freshly ground black pepper, sea salt and olive oil, then roasted at 425 F for 25 mins.
I halved them lengthwise, tossed them with fresh crushed garlic, freshly ground black pepper, sea salt and olive oil, then roasted at 425 F for 25 mins.
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Flatbread pizza with rosemary/garlic olive oil glaze, chevre, marinated mozzarella, oven-roasted San Marzano tomatoes, and minced rosemary.
Flatbread pizza with rosemary/garlic olive oil glaze, chevre, marinated mozzarella, oven-roasted San Marzano tomatoes, and minced rosemary.
June 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I don't know if every Trader Joe's is carrying them but the one near us currently has fresh San Marzano tomatoes, perfectly riped, full of flavor.
I halved them lengthwise, tossed them with fresh crushed garlic, freshly ground black pepper, sea salt and olive oil, then roasted at 425 F for 25 mins.
I halved them lengthwise, tossed them with fresh crushed garlic, freshly ground black pepper, sea salt and olive oil, then roasted at 425 F for 25 mins.
🍽🍜🍝
Flatbread pizza with rosemary/garlic olive oil glaze, chevre, marinated mozzarella, oven-roasted San Marzano tomatoes, and minced rosemary.
Flatbread pizza with rosemary/garlic olive oil glaze, chevre, marinated mozzarella, oven-roasted San Marzano tomatoes, and minced rosemary.
May 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Flatbread pizza with rosemary/garlic olive oil glaze, chevre, marinated mozzarella, oven-roasted San Marzano tomatoes, and minced rosemary.
Flatbread pizza with rosemary/garlic olive oil glaze, chevre, marinated mozzarella, oven-roasted San Marzano tomatoes, and minced rosemary.