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Radar DeBoard
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A nerdy analyst by day, writer of spooky stories by night. I love me all things horror!
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It's release day for The Violet Glow of the Daytens! Pick up your copy and find out what awaits you in the glow.

#horror #booksky #horrorbooks

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The Violet Glow of the Daytens
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Behold! The cover reveal for my next book coming January 5th!
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I typically stay out of any family #matter, but I am owed a great debt

Who wronged who between brothers is of no concern

I want my pound of flesh, or...16 pounds to be precise

I don't care who I have to carve up, I will get what I am owed
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me absolutely flabbergasted that I'm getting kicked out of the holiday party
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Instead of shopping for a bunch of gifts for Christmas, maybe just enjoy each other's company instead
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We said in sickness and in #health until death do us part

But you didn't die

You weren't supposed to move on just because I was six feet under

If you want to move on from me, there's only one way I'll allow it

When you're dead too
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm thankful for everyone who has supported me in my writing journey throughout the past 6 years. Y'all are the real MVPs
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
These damn kids need to #learn to stay off my lawn

I didn't want to do this, but they left me no choice

I'm sure the skinned corpse of one of their own will make them think twice about trampling over my grass
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
B grade horror movies are so good because they spend 99% of their runtime being garbage and then randomly hit you with an awesome shot like this
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Don't stare too long at your #reflection

The thing inside the mirror takes in power with each second someone looks at it

It takes less than a minute for you to be drained of energy, and for it to be able to leave its prison

You'll be easy to dispose of in such a weakened state
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
PSA
There's no such thing as a good landlord
There's no such thing as a good billionaire
There's no such thing as a good corporation
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I was absolutely bamboozled by someone who used AI to make something for me and now I feel like a complete idiot
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It may have been #timed, but the puzzle was so simple

I can't believe they didn't solve it

Now I have to spend all day scrubbing their mashed body parts from the wall

How annoying
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
People spend their days like juror number 7 then have the audacity to wonder why things are so bad
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
For the love of God, boycott like crazy this holiday season!

Don't give more of your money to some billionaire who is actively making the world worse
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
He didn't have much of the #relevant information

All he knew was that a killer was lose on the subway

Once the final text came in, he realized who he was after

He only had time to turn before the old lady sitting next to him discreetly drove a knife into his gut
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My photos are now 90% my baby son, and I'm absolutely fine with that
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No one asked if it was #achievable, I just went and did it

If you take initiative anything is possible and this proves it

Sure it was difficult and I messed up a few times sewing the back, but it was worth it

It only took 5 people to make the skin suit and it fits like a glove
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hot take: Argento had one good movie and everything else was fine at best
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My dog is about to drop the hottest diss track of 2025
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
No #measurable amount of blood will fix this

Death is the only way

Annihilation of the entire city block is a good start

Let's hope that's enough to appease the deity you've angered
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I wrote about a killer gargoyle who is loose in a state park.

That is all.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Why is it still warm in November?

It's because you fucking idiots are using AI thirty plus times a day
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Of all the houses, you had to break into mine

There are so many things to pilfer, and you took my knife

The #specific knife I need to sleep

Now I'm awake for the first time in 30 years, and I will get back what is mine

No matter how much blood needs to be spilt
#vss365 #vsshorror
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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This World of Vile Wonder is on sale through Sunday. Ebook is 99 cents!

Nine tales that range from the unfathomable depths of the Pacific in 1517 to the height of the Carpathian Mountains in 1687.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I submit that everyone should just put this on during Thanksgiving dinner this year
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM