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raccoondad.bsky.social
zu 🥨 free range deranged
@raccoondad.bsky.social
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26 | they | necro, gorefuck, bugfuck, piss, emeto, noncon, the works | no lolisho | no a/b/o
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zu 🥨 free range deranged @raccoondad.bsky.social · Mar 1
retrospring down so new pinned post i guess
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raccoondad.bsky.social
anyone with a student email wants to let me borrow it so i dont have to pay full apple music subscription? i love scamming corporations and i hate paying money
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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johannofart.bsky.social
[oc] dog man when he was still a puppy boy
A young boy with dog ears and tail is sitting on the ground. There are three chibi versions on the side: one jumping for joy saying 'Walkies !', one begging for food and a last one splooted on the floor. The text reads "Brownie's puppy days." "brittany/bernese mountain dog mix" "came from an accidental litter" and "(sometimes too) energetic, sociable and eager to please"
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Where the Light Shivers Offshore🧜‍♂️💧

Mermay is a great time to repost this favourite of mine, now with alt text.
An illustration of a sailor and a mercreature fucking underwater. The mercreature is a pale grey, wearing a divers helmet with long strands of hair floating around it. It is holding the sailor tight with it's clawed hands, pressing two translucent dicks into the smaller mans ass. The tattooed sailor is overwhelmed but holding onto the mercreatures helmet. If you read this (you probably don't) but I don't care about your opinion about sex in salt water or breathing underwater, this is fantasy and a drawing and none of this is real. Thanks. If you're still reading: Love you, thanks for your attention.
May 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
CW // Teratophilia

Catch of the Day
An illustration of a pleasantly surprised seaman on his back being pressed against the rock by his catch, a much bigger merman wearing an old divers helmet. The sun is cutting through the fog, illuminating the mermans translucent dick.
August 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Dirt on your knees #⚔️
An illustration of my knight OCs Willow and Douglas getting up to no good in the stables. Willow is propped up on a haybale, holding on to the low wooden wall while Douglas is sucking him off. The shadow of waving flags implies there is some tournament going on on the outside.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
There's a weird scraping sound echoing through the hallways of the castle🐀🐀🐀 #⚔️
September 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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godivaghoul.bsky.social
WIP -
idk why but lots of people love when I draw elbow gloves...
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
woe, wip be upon ye
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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johannofart.bsky.social
[oc] hungry
September 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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johannofart.bsky.social
[oc] the anatomical wax figure
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
this fic made me descent into madness previously unheard of

archiveofourown.org/works/73569331
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
raccoondad.bsky.social
new fic coming in t minus like 20 minutes maybe i went insane for 3 days and now i have a fic about it
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
raccoondad.bsky.social
i love when a man is also an animal
October 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
GORE OF MY KPOP BOY

archiveofourown.org/works/71381021
October 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
raccoondad.bsky.social
end of an era baby

archiveofourown.org/works/71222476
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Some test inking of the boys.
A black and white ink drawing of my knight OCs having a good day.
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Hidden Away
#⚔️
October 7, 2024 at 5:18 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
reaching peak unemployed activities by which i mean im designing my own kpop photocards. i did not realise all these printing shops only sell bulks so now i have to come up with pictures for like 50 cards
September 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
Chivalrous
#⚔️
A cropped monochrome drawing of my knight OCs Douglas and Willow going at it in some corner of the castle. The crop is focused on their hips, with Willow being pressed against a wall and Douglas fucking him form behind. The dialogue reads: Willow: Ah, wait. Douglas: Do you need me to be gentle golden boy? Willow: No, I'm... Douglas: Close? Don't worry. I won't stop when you come. Willow: Fuck
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
genuinely how do ppl live without being a pervert abt something. how are you a normie with not a hint of perversion inside you
September 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
i love being a pervert
September 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
the emotions at the start vs the end of the protein shake could not be more different
September 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
im somehow back to bite-sized fics. 4-5k kinda deal. a quick lunchtime munch. a handful of grapes kinda fic. a swet little treat fic. i kinda like it
September 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
the war on perverts is getting fucking insane. what the fuck is there to do. i think we need to kill everyone and put perverts in positions of power. what the fuck is happening genuinely. im tired of website hopping
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
raccoondad.bsky.social
no way my coffee habit and vitamin supplementation negligence have caught up to me (magnesium deficient eye twitch)
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM