Oh no….. puppy dysphoria is real…. I joke about it but now im feeling genuinely upset about not having paws and a tail…

Bitches wish they were me just saw a reel of someone getting artificial fangs and realised that i get the privilege of being apab (assigned puppy at birth)

new degradation kink meta: using it/its to refer to your transfem gf

Be proud of yourself for all who can't be

Yayyy I love being a transgender dog

Big sib sitting on your chest and pinning you down while allowing (forcing) you to have secondhand rips off the bong packed with weed that makes your piss your pants™️

((This was revealed to me in a dream))

oooooooo this woman is going to treat me *horribly* ,,,

The doctors… they took away my tail and replaced my paws with hands and swapped my ears for human ears… they said i would be too much of a ‘freak’… they thought puppy would forget… but she knows what she’s missing… medical professionals can’t trick her…

she called me her little puppy…..

Tummy… *gets so hard I pass out*

SplitNeurology

Eat pizza

Devious lil gremlin (wip)

favorite underrated twitter bit of mine was pretending to date the shambler from quake

uaghhhhhhh