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December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
things we've had to deal with financially this month:
-heating oil (two full tanks)
-cat's eye surgery
-end of life care for an eldritch cat
-a minor car accident
-holidays
-and now our water heater blowing up
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it's more impressive and beautiful to hold a pen in your fist and make scribbles over lined paper than than it is to input an ai prompt and post it. i'll take a thousand fridge drawings over a 2005 somethingawful avatar sized image made by ai
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i never went to camp and didn't watch disney channel growing up so to me "bug juice" is just what harkonnen sips on in dune (1984)
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
[as my entire customer base and team of workers cries out against my use of ai] ah, regardless,
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
dr seuss wrote the lyrics to the first song in "how the grinch stole christmas" with "fucking" as a placeholder word that he eventually replaced with "blessed"
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
dream celebrity deathmatch: the seer from frank zappa's cosmik debris vs the salesman from tom waits' step right up
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
frosted pretzel sticks in cereal. put the sweet chex mix in milk. defy god.
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
got the writing bug gang but nothing speakin' to me 😮‍💨
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i hear a tuba, and i think damn, that's impressive. you got class my friend
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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they call it switch 2. because you see the price and switch 2 a different console lol
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
another reason i'm Old: i still use firefox despite them making horrible decision after horrible decision because they're literally still the only semi-trustworthy option in browsing the web outside of a browser you make yourself
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
hey @mozilla.org why did your recent firefox update wipe out all my bookmarks, saved passwords, cache, cookies, and browsing data? really screwed me over here
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the power company just came and put a bullet in our meter. "it's or power, we'll do it" they said just before gangland executing my electricity
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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holly jolly wiggler wednesday
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the waldorf and statler brothers
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
steely dan has always been old. when they formed and at the height of their popularity they were old. they are locked in at 75 years old and will never die
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
how i know i'm Old: i still use winamp even tho it crashes all the time purely because i don't know what other music players are trustable anymore
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
what difference does it make if this -is- a seer's poncho. still keeps the rain off
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
when you close all options except in person work for things that can be remote, you turn to desperate options like ai to fill in the gaps you've created. larian is seeing this now
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
open statement to larian: i know concept artists who will do better work faster, easier, and cheaper than your shitty ai tools. overthrow vicke and toss aside your slop
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
there's something freeing about getting into a minor car accident with no other cars. like crashing into a sign or falling into a ditch. fuck your cars and roads
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
just got the call. larian wants to model my tits for a hag monster in their new game. who am i to refuse the call
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM