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I understand why all these things must come to pass but why does it all have to be so fucking tacky
Lol we're not eating until 3, I mean what i said about resting for as long as it cooked
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Lol we're not eating until 3, I mean what i said about resting for as long as it cooked
My only Thanksgiving hot take is meat should rest for as long as it cooked so I will roast this turkey three hours then let it sit three hours before carving
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My only Thanksgiving hot take is meat should rest for as long as it cooked so I will roast this turkey three hours then let it sit three hours before carving
I got pre-made stuffing at the farm in get my turkey at and... I have like six fewer hours of prep to do today? Was stuffing really the thing that was dominating my schedule?
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I got pre-made stuffing at the farm in get my turkey at and... I have like six fewer hours of prep to do today? Was stuffing really the thing that was dominating my schedule?
Two of the three airplanes in this photo exploded what "peak aviation" are you talking about you freaks
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Two of the three airplanes in this photo exploded what "peak aviation" are you talking about you freaks
Supeya Maee
Yaed Soee
Yaed Soee
Superman: Red Son is an elseworld story that asks the question: What if Superman's rocket had landed in Soviet Russia rather than in the heart of Kansas?
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Supeya Maee
Yaed Soee
Yaed Soee
A website full of associate professors talking about TV shows I've never heard of
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A website full of associate professors talking about TV shows I've never heard of
Local genius can't find the oil fill tube on a new snowblower, more at 11
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Local genius can't find the oil fill tube on a new snowblower, more at 11
My plan of eating frozen tv dinners during my busy work week and then relaxing at night with beer has resulted in my being painfully dehydrated, this sucks
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My plan of eating frozen tv dinners during my busy work week and then relaxing at night with beer has resulted in my being painfully dehydrated, this sucks
Has there ever been a time in history before where everything is a scam and nothing is fun
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Has there ever been a time in history before where everything is a scam and nothing is fun
I love watching Japanese videos titled "exhausted salaryman disappointing lunch (they charged $6!!!!)" and it ends up being a dish i would shoot a toe off of my foot to taste
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I love watching Japanese videos titled "exhausted salaryman disappointing lunch (they charged $6!!!!)" and it ends up being a dish i would shoot a toe off of my foot to taste
If you see someone with "Dr" or "Prof" in their handle you are guaranteed to see some absolute dogshit posts
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see someone with "Dr" or "Prof" in their handle you are guaranteed to see some absolute dogshit posts
There is only one project left in America. Many are beginning to understand this.
Death cult
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Trump slashed spending on clinical trials. The toll is starting to become clear.
Grants for 383 clinical trials were terminated and the funding disruptions affected more than 74,000 trial participants, according to new research.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There is only one project left in America. Many are beginning to understand this.
The AM radio was plugging some true crime podcast and it was a woman's voice saying "I knew it was a bomb as soon as it exploded" and I hope she's okay but also thats a really weirdly funny thing to say
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The AM radio was plugging some true crime podcast and it was a woman's voice saying "I knew it was a bomb as soon as it exploded" and I hope she's okay but also thats a really weirdly funny thing to say
I must admit I would feel more sympathy to the two students that showed up crying because they slept through our meetings if our meetings were not at one pm
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I must admit I would feel more sympathy to the two students that showed up crying because they slept through our meetings if our meetings were not at one pm
I don't know who Olivia Nuzzi is. I don't want to know. Why are you all doing this to me
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I don't know who Olivia Nuzzi is. I don't want to know. Why are you all doing this to me
Starting to have trouble differentiating between AI slop, trolls posting for hate engagement, and morons talking about shit they don't understand. Not a great skill to lose when navigating this website!
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Starting to have trouble differentiating between AI slop, trolls posting for hate engagement, and morons talking about shit they don't understand. Not a great skill to lose when navigating this website!
Bro, nice idols. What are those, feet of clay? Sick dude
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bro, nice idols. What are those, feet of clay? Sick dude
As a university professor I will expand on this: sometimes people ask me if its cool being around "sexy coeds" all the time and Jesus Christ no it is not. When you actually have to listen to their buillshit you realize they are tiny fragile children. Anyone attracted to anyone under 35 is a pedoph
I had the delightful experience of teaching high school for about a year, which is how I know that 14-year-olds are kids, 15-year-olds are kids, 16-year-olds are kids, and 17-year-olds are kids. 18-year-olds? In my experience, usually kids
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
As a university professor I will expand on this: sometimes people ask me if its cool being around "sexy coeds" all the time and Jesus Christ no it is not. When you actually have to listen to their buillshit you realize they are tiny fragile children. Anyone attracted to anyone under 35 is a pedoph
When I was in college in Philly I worked for the entertainment section of the school newspaper and would get free press tickets to stuff and I'm not sure how to say this but I have more pleasant memories of the 2003 philly international film fest alone than I do of 13 years of living in worcester MA
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When I was in college in Philly I worked for the entertainment section of the school newspaper and would get free press tickets to stuff and I'm not sure how to say this but I have more pleasant memories of the 2003 philly international film fest alone than I do of 13 years of living in worcester MA
Ive always said that a bad The Shadow is bad, but a bad Doc Savage is still a Doc Savage and I got my hands on a comic called "The Spiders Web" and Im not going to lie, not really sure how to feel about this one
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ive always said that a bad The Shadow is bad, but a bad Doc Savage is still a Doc Savage and I got my hands on a comic called "The Spiders Web" and Im not going to lie, not really sure how to feel about this one
I got a woke leafblower (battery powered, quiet) for my birthday and I was skeptical at first but God bless the ryobi corporation and all those who work there
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I got a woke leafblower (battery powered, quiet) for my birthday and I was skeptical at first but God bless the ryobi corporation and all those who work there
"People can text with jesus" No! They can't! You credulous rubes! A spreadsheet is not Jesus
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"People can text with jesus" No! They can't! You credulous rubes! A spreadsheet is not Jesus
If anyone ever tells you having a PhD means you are smart remember that I have a PhD and forgot to bring a fork for lunch so im scooping spaghettios out of the Tupperware with my hands hunched over a trash can
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If anyone ever tells you having a PhD means you are smart remember that I have a PhD and forgot to bring a fork for lunch so im scooping spaghettios out of the Tupperware with my hands hunched over a trash can
I want to see a spooky horror game but catering to the over 40 crowd. Over 40 body horror. I want to play little nightmares but from the point of view of that chef guy or whatever he was
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I want to see a spooky horror game but catering to the over 40 crowd. Over 40 body horror. I want to play little nightmares but from the point of view of that chef guy or whatever he was
