Danny Dan-Dan Junior Shabadoo
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A ★ review of Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Kraven the Hunter? More like Kraven the Terrible Movie!
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Movie thread 2025
1. KRAVEN THE HUNTER (N)
My ★ review of Kraven the Hunter on Letterboxd boxd.it/8h1ZLr
1. KRAVEN THE HUNTER (N)
My ★ review of Kraven the Hunter on Letterboxd boxd.it/8h1ZLr
[Insert Dr. Manhattan meme about Star Wars ranking takes here]
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[Insert Dr. Manhattan meme about Star Wars ranking takes here]
She Plane on my Train til I Automobile
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
She Plane on my Train til I Automobile
Absolutely hilarious that Jason Isaacs is super evil in THE PATRIOT because he wants to own Ohio
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Absolutely hilarious that Jason Isaacs is super evil in THE PATRIOT because he wants to own Ohio
Stonks-9800 has taught me that the correct way to do the stock market is to ignore it and play pachinko non-stop until the market crashes and then buy everything for pennies with your winnings
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Stonks-9800 has taught me that the correct way to do the stock market is to ignore it and play pachinko non-stop until the market crashes and then buy everything for pennies with your winnings
The actual GOAT of game consoles. The Blades dashboard should make a comeback
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The actual GOAT of game consoles. The Blades dashboard should make a comeback
Goddammit, they did it. Those crazy bastards actually did it (brought back the McRib)
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Goddammit, they did it. Those crazy bastards actually did it (brought back the McRib)
Saw a Morrowind shirt online and immediately went to buy it, but unsurprisingly, they were all sold out of fat guy sizes
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Saw a Morrowind shirt online and immediately went to buy it, but unsurprisingly, they were all sold out of fat guy sizes
Weekend's almost here, this Little Friday is chuggin along
Gonna do something awesome like not get out of bed for two days or google all of my various medical worries to see if I'm dying
Gonna do something awesome like not get out of bed for two days or google all of my various medical worries to see if I'm dying
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Weekend's almost here, this Little Friday is chuggin along
Gonna do something awesome like not get out of bed for two days or google all of my various medical worries to see if I'm dying
Gonna do something awesome like not get out of bed for two days or google all of my various medical worries to see if I'm dying
Got denied by the stream team on D+ because I filled in every question on the qualification survey with "Jesus fucking Christ what are you doing?"
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Got denied by the stream team on D+ because I filled in every question on the qualification survey with "Jesus fucking Christ what are you doing?"
Cloverpit on Gamepass, hell yeah
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Cloverpit on Gamepass, hell yeah
me and my friends would've killed Waymo with hammers i can tell you that much
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
me and my friends would've killed Waymo with hammers i can tell you that much
Wish I did cool drugs like cocaine instead of not cool drugs like generic ibuprofen
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wish I did cool drugs like cocaine instead of not cool drugs like generic ibuprofen
Laundromat shortened the timing on wash cycles and I gotta tell you, I'm thinking about becoming a single issue voter about it
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Laundromat shortened the timing on wash cycles and I gotta tell you, I'm thinking about becoming a single issue voter about it
Got an email from my supervisor like, "This has been happening, our response hasn't changed" and okay?
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Got an email from my supervisor like, "This has been happening, our response hasn't changed" and okay?
Been rewatching Bob's Burgers and man, I'm just skipping Gayle-centric episodes this time around
One of my most despised fictional characters
One of my most despised fictional characters
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Been rewatching Bob's Burgers and man, I'm just skipping Gayle-centric episodes this time around
One of my most despised fictional characters
One of my most despised fictional characters
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receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
Waiting for someone to break down the entire Nuzzi thing in either great or little detail so either way I can go "Wow, that's crazy"
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Waiting for someone to break down the entire Nuzzi thing in either great or little detail so either way I can go "Wow, that's crazy"
Love looking at my spam folder because it's all like "Your Home Equity Loan Offer is HERE!!!!" and brother, you aren't even in the correct climate to be barking up the right tree
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Love looking at my spam folder because it's all like "Your Home Equity Loan Offer is HERE!!!!" and brother, you aren't even in the correct climate to be barking up the right tree
"And how would you like your eggs?"
Nogged.
Nogged.
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"And how would you like your eggs?"
Nogged.
Nogged.
Peanut butter and jelly M&Ms unfortunately slap so fucking hard
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Peanut butter and jelly M&Ms unfortunately slap so fucking hard
William Fichtner in THE DARK KNIGHT
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
William Fichtner in THE DARK KNIGHT
Gotta go flannel shopping today (yes this is a real thing I have to do as a (formerly) bearded white dude in his thirties who lives in Minnesota and loves a good IPA)
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Gotta go flannel shopping today (yes this is a real thing I have to do as a (formerly) bearded white dude in his thirties who lives in Minnesota and loves a good IPA)
100%'d Ball x Pit last night, super solid roguelite
Radiation Beam goes hard
Radiation Beam goes hard
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
100%'d Ball x Pit last night, super solid roguelite
Radiation Beam goes hard
Radiation Beam goes hard
Have talked myself into pre-ordering a steam machine when available because I saw one made with clear plastic.
Valve, if this is not commercially available, I will lose my mind.
You have 24 hours.
Valve, if this is not commercially available, I will lose my mind.
You have 24 hours.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Have talked myself into pre-ordering a steam machine when available because I saw one made with clear plastic.
Valve, if this is not commercially available, I will lose my mind.
You have 24 hours.
Valve, if this is not commercially available, I will lose my mind.
You have 24 hours.
This is stupid, and I'm fully aware of that, but this sort of thing would be huge in swaying me towards buying one of these. Let me have some weird shit, please
An e-ink display can be used as the front panel on a Steam Machine (used for testing by Valve, will not be for sale) youtu.be/bWUxObt1efQ?...
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is stupid, and I'm fully aware of that, but this sort of thing would be huge in swaying me towards buying one of these. Let me have some weird shit, please