Kat
@quietkatalyst.bsky.social
Professional space cadet (they/them)
You'd think I'd have learned not to eat fucking salad by now
February 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You'd think I'd have learned not to eat fucking salad by now
Current mood: vaping weed in a mall parking lot while shouting profanities at seagulls
May 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Current mood: vaping weed in a mall parking lot while shouting profanities at seagulls
I shouldn't be allowed to write SQL when I'm sleep deprived
April 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I shouldn't be allowed to write SQL when I'm sleep deprived
I appreciate a good phlebotomist.
April 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I appreciate a good phlebotomist.
"Everybody knows pepper is the opposite of salt" - Brendan
March 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
"Everybody knows pepper is the opposite of salt" - Brendan
...was having my fallopian tubes removed just basically refactoring my reproductive system?
February 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
...was having my fallopian tubes removed just basically refactoring my reproductive system?
About to tear my Google router out of my home network setup and trebuchet it into the sun
February 8, 2024 at 9:46 PM
About to tear my Google router out of my home network setup and trebuchet it into the sun
Sometimes when I eat food, I swear I can hear all the bacteria in my gut cheering.
January 31, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Sometimes when I eat food, I swear I can hear all the bacteria in my gut cheering.
Nothing feels better than looking at my work calendar in the morning and realizing I have no meetings.
January 31, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Nothing feels better than looking at my work calendar in the morning and realizing I have no meetings.
Currently searching for the inner strength to log into work.
December 13, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Currently searching for the inner strength to log into work.
Currently one bad day away from going off the deep end and responding to all email and Slack messages at work with cryptic yet vaguely ominous haikus
October 23, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Currently one bad day away from going off the deep end and responding to all email and Slack messages at work with cryptic yet vaguely ominous haikus
Nothing like taking some Ativan and eating a hot dog at 5 am
October 19, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Nothing like taking some Ativan and eating a hot dog at 5 am
Just listened to a "remix" of Africa by Toto that was ONLY the hook. That shit should be considered psychological warfare
October 17, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Just listened to a "remix" of Africa by Toto that was ONLY the hook. That shit should be considered psychological warfare
Why would you let Jesus take the wheel? He doesn't even have a driver's license.
October 4, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Why would you let Jesus take the wheel? He doesn't even have a driver's license.
Resisting the urge to fly to another state and put my foot up my coworker's ass
September 29, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Resisting the urge to fly to another state and put my foot up my coworker's ass
I need to stop taking my afternoon Adderall dose right before one on ones with my boss.
August 24, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I need to stop taking my afternoon Adderall dose right before one on ones with my boss.
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where all my weird little creatures at reskeet this if ur a weird lil creature
August 23, 2023 at 11:30 PM
where all my weird little creatures at reskeet this if ur a weird lil creature
For someone who does not like their cat, I sure put a lot of effort into taking care of her
August 16, 2023 at 2:34 AM
For someone who does not like their cat, I sure put a lot of effort into taking care of her
Finally reading the Witcher books and, man, Yennefer is much less likeable than in the show. She really sucks at doing poly
August 15, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Finally reading the Witcher books and, man, Yennefer is much less likeable than in the show. She really sucks at doing poly
Brendan: Crunchy is the best flavor.
July 2, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Brendan: Crunchy is the best flavor.
Me: I don't want to move to the west coast because of wildfires
Canada: *laughs in global warming*
Canada: *laughs in global warming*
July 1, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Me: I don't want to move to the west coast because of wildfires
Canada: *laughs in global warming*
Canada: *laughs in global warming*
Today I sprayed a cucumber beetle in the face with Neem oil, and it was extremely gratifying.
June 30, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Today I sprayed a cucumber beetle in the face with Neem oil, and it was extremely gratifying.
Brendan, dead serious: Oh thank God, a Xylophone. That's what this soundtrack was missing.
June 30, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Brendan, dead serious: Oh thank God, a Xylophone. That's what this soundtrack was missing.