queeriously
queeriously.bsky.social
queeriously
@queeriously.bsky.social
🔞 | enby | 30s | switchy silly heavy-maso femsub

polyglot | free-use research nerd | 🏳️‍🌈 IDIC 🖖

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grateful to SWers I’ve hired for the queer sex ed—both as a slut w all the hangups to be coaxed past w/o judgment & for the practice (and payoff!) in owning & expressing my desires/attraction

I’ve seen stuff on how (too) much sex ed falls to SWers & yes—AND hey civ queers, u can hire someone too!
Discussing my disaster-patient dad’s coming surgery:

Mom: “I’ll have to get handcuffs to keep him from going right back to normal activities”

me: “Whoa, mom! I don’t wanna know what you two—“

her: “I know, I should’ve seen if you had any first…”

TIL today my mom pays more attn than I think 💀🤣🌈
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I tend to work at a serious femme look only when I’m trying to impress so HOW lucky my bestie is bi and finds everyday masc-ish and “gender: chaotic” me hot 🥰🌈😈
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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an advice to all current and future client: don't wait for 'the perfect moment' to book us because the moment 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 be perfect, 𝘸𝘦 make the moment perfect - that's what we are good at, this is our gift and we like to share it :)
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Today’s most impt achievement! Savor the good ones.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We’re at the point where Hozier comes on and my cunt…responds…immediately & no matter what else is going on

soooo hell yeah for dyke-coded conditioning
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yessss love seeing this piece, as a queer enby client 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Guiding words from a friend for how to live these times: “I don’t have a lot of hope, but I have a lot of joy”
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Coming back to earth. PS- cheeks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
PSA “it’s illegal for NYS public employees to strike” is true but nearly meaningless, dropping suits is always part of the negotiation

signed, young adult exhausted by the manufactured ignorance of even younger ppl re: basic labor shit
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just read the phrase “covert top” the complement of power bottom & ya, both me 😂😎
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How it’s going the fam just had a 20m debate on whether “unbeknownst” was used correctly in the desc of a period drama on BritBox after a day of 6h of academic writing & re-teaching myself linear algebra to tutor it….

So, great! 😂🤓

Time for porn, which allegedly rots my brain 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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"He is a puddle, thankful only for the ottoman to cling to and the gag to take away his ability to protest…"

Try my free Femdom erotic short story, A Deeper Mark. Suffer her merciless cruelty. #Femdom #BDSM #Erotica

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A Deeper Mark
Surrender to her merciful cruelty. Femdom Erotica. Episode X22.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not me reading the new-to-me term “sugar baron” & having the fleeting thought “WELL that’s certainly a landed gentry spin on it”
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
gotta say I SO appreciate when it’s VAs trying to kill me and not transphobes
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My personal life 2025 so far summarized in a word is prolly “slut” and boy do I love this blooming of myself & the ppl who have nudged me along 😇😈🌈

(cuz there is no prior period in my life this would ever EVER apply to and it’s so so good)
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
oh thank god for my period, I was beginning to think the grumpfest and brain gremlins needed deeper harder explanations for once 😜😭
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Like it’s EERIE how many former hard limits I’ve stated have become top choices for a good time once someone safe who I’m into initiated me.

Do other people’s brains to this to them? Cuz?? Need a scientist to explain this mechanism to me.
Me: ”teacher-student is a hard lim—“

Me: *rapt, wet & discovered a new pet name that gets me in the first 4min of a dark academia drop from my fave VA*
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me: ”teacher-student is a hard lim—“

Me: *rapt, wet & discovered a new pet name that gets me in the first 4min of a dark academia drop from my fave VA*
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
block capitals doing me dirty having me doing triple takes, the dept “INTRO TO LATEX” is about LaTeX the mathy markup language
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
just blasted this to all the beleaguered musical theater queers i know in these dire times
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It will never not crack me up that the Old English word for paradise (tye Christian’s’) is Neorxnawang.

Liiiike….
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Got fucked/penetrated for the first time today, yayyy for my body letting me be the slut I naturally am w/less interference 😈😇😊
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Young friend’s tailgate fit. Are there other schools we could make gayer?
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM