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Jason Morisette
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Eccentric cat dad living in a permanent neon glow
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That is some of the fakest movie snow ever

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December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Honey, your boyfriend is more into guys. Sorry.

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December 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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They make a cute couple at least. Snow angels

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December 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Looking forward to dollar store Brendan Fraser to die via some easily avoided kill.

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December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Did those two friends just beam into that bedroom?

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December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I saw this slow motion death already in Austin Powers

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December 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Does she mean Jack and Diane?
Eating chili dogs behind the tasty freeze?

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December 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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What the actual fuck was that jump?’
!? What an opening

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December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Those clothes disappeared fast.
Why’d he have to crawl up that hill?
What is happening with this musics???

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December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Again…
What
Is
Happening
???

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December 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I half expected that thrown ski pole to penetrate his chest

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December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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What… is… happening…

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December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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That was at least a unique ending for a slasher.

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December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Well her comedy really killed…

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December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Wait are they totally unaware of all the noisy murders that have just happened

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December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Wait is it going to be the kid at the gas station?

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December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I want this final girl to rip off the mask at the end and reveal it is old farmer Johnson, who would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for the desperate actresses.

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December 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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That’s a helluva commercial for the piranha game

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December 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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How’d those books all fall out in a perfect line?

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December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Woah she was doing the Elaine dance!
Always knew it’d get ya killed

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December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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How to get a-head in Hollywood

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December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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He emerged from that breast like a Kubric tranition

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December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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That guys swim suit, yikes!

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December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Doll standing in the road in the middle of nowhere = creepiest doll ever

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December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Someone say cold, cruel dance teacher?

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December 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM