Open up the watchbox. Only two running watches are a Casio that's been running for 15 years on it's original battery and a quartz fashion watch your wife bought you. Worst hobby ever.

1984's dystopian cubicles are comfier than open offices. Funnily enough, 1984 probably contributed to this.

Online DRM is so bad now it's more convenient and probably less invasive to pirate. I have copies of games i purchased on disk to avoid installing crap like the EA app.