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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 40m

Ribeye levels low again

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Matthew Gaydos @matthewgaydos.bsky.social · 57m

"Parents aren't having children."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 3h

😭😭

American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 3h

Omg the trauma….

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 4h

Camera man did him dirty 😂😂

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 5h

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 5h

Smelling salts before a basketball game???

Mortgage Freeman @notoriousgrc.bsky.social · 5h

Whatever Meg put in that bottle… I #NeedThat

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 5h

Hahah that's Z!!

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 6h

Yea cause he was released. Unless it was someone else with that same name. I'm just going based on memory so I could be wrong.

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 6h

What about podcast?

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 6h

Equally great story without the sauce on top

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 6h

Just say he retired cause he def didn't quit that contract 😂😂

Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 7h

Former NFL player Jason Brown quit his multimillion-dollar football contract to become a farmer that donates all of his harvest to in-need communities, local food pantries and hunger relief organizations. The farm’s name is “First Fruits Farm”

The photo shows Jason Brown, his wife, and 4 children all holding some crops, next to a side-by-side photo of him in his former football days, the text in the photo reads: “Former NFL player Jason Brown quit his $37 Million contract, purchased land, taught himself to farm, and became a farmer that specifically donates food for free to those in need.”

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 7h

Meat gotta be cloned man. You get 1 spare rib per pig but I can go to Sam's club up the street and buy a 3 pack of spareribs...and they have like 100 of those. That's 1 store in one city lol. Multiply that for the whole world. We gotta be eating alien meat

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 7h

😂😂😂😂

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 7h

Still remember how shocked I was when I found out the price of timbs...and this was during college

3carryonitems.blacksky.app @3carryonitems.blacksky.app · 8h

Costco has the real Tims for $125

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 7h

Asking why a guy eating a mountain of gerbil meat is doing something irrational lol

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 7h

Gut biome going into hibernation

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 10h

This is a cry for help...

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 19h

😂😂

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 20h

Almost passed out trying to foam roll my IT band

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you Jay-Z!!!

aliii✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 1d

nicki minaj is no longer threatening to release new music.

nicki minaj from her offical twitter account:
Ok I’m not going to put out the album anymore. No more music. Hope you’re happy now @sc

Bye, Barbz.

Love you for life
with and ai image of her running with herself? on a sidewalk

Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 1d

Man these ppl haven't done anything that long so they have no idea what goes through the head of pro athletes when that time comes around. Jokers be shedding tears after playing for the last time in highschool so I can't even imagine pro athletes

Wat @a-wat.bsky.social · 1d

A few of the quotes are saying this is sad, but if you’ve worked your entire life to achieve a dream, you reach it, and you’re at the very end of the point that you can live that dream, you milk it for all you can.

Once they step away, it’s gone forever.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

NEWS: Russell Westbrook has agreed to sign a minimum deal with the Sacramento Kings, a source confirmed to The Athletic.

The 9x All-Star was an unrestricted free agent before the signing, having last played with the Denver Nuggets.

Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 1d

Ball is life

MrsBundrige @mrsbundrige.bsky.social · 1d

These dudes do not want to be home with their families. Now why would he be taking a minimum deal? He has plenty of money.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

NEWS: Russell Westbrook has agreed to sign a minimum deal with the Sacramento Kings, a source confirmed to The Athletic.

The 9x All-Star was an unrestricted free agent before the signing, having last played with the Denver Nuggets.

Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 1d

When the other person wants to get in and out of the meeting just as quickly as you do >>>>>>>>>>>>

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MH @be-like-mike.bsky.social · 1d

Thought Joffrey wasn't going to be in here until I saw Cersei, which would have made this whole thing invalid. Ruined that man's life, he doesn't even act no more lol

Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.bsky.social · 1d

Most hated characters in TV history… Who would you add?

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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 1d

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Classic #108

YouTube video by Xarxes

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🎃 👑 ChuckFather^2🎃👑 @chuck2father.blacksky.app · 1d

Clipse just announced two shows at the Dome.

Dec 26th & Dec 27th.

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