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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 4h

James Brown wishes a merry *National Mashed Potato Day* to all who get funky with it!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa...
youtu.be/pHaPOw9Gl9o?...

James Brown - (Do The) Mashed Potatoes, Pt.1

YouTube video by Iconic Music

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 21h

Oh, isn't he dashing! Does he have a date for prom yet?

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 21h

Mallory from *Archer*, "DO YOU WANT CHUMBAWAMBA? CAUSE THIS IS HOW WE GET CHUMBAWAMBA!"

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 21h

Oh, was that your brain. Didn't have a name on it so I just assumed it was free-range

Igor (Marty Feldman) from *Young Frankenstein* (1974)

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 21h

Best beware, that's an entry-level action to messing 'round with Jim

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 21h

Oh, so that's how it's going to be! Fine, I didn't want to help you anyway!

Obi Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) from *Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope*

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 21h

3rd from the right!

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 22h

Ya, definitely one of *those*!

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 22h

I believe it was Annie Lennox (with Aretha Franklin) who said, "Hamburgers are doing it for themselves!"

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 22h

Plato has joined the chat

"According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves."
- Plato's The Symposium

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 22h

If only he'd followed the arrow in the logo!

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 23h

Comic showing a TV newscaster, “TODAY A YOUNG MAN ON ACID REALIZED THAT ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION, THAT WE ARE ALL ONE CONSCIOUSNESS EXPERIENCING ITSELF SUBJECTINE-LT, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEATH LIFE IS ONLY A DREAM, AND WE ARE THE IMAGNATION OF OURSELVES

NOW HERE'S TOM WITH THE WEATHER

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Bixby Snider (S.D. Nemeth) from Robocop (1987), “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Samuel Jackson dressed like a Jedi holding a lightsaber, “THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER”

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Nah, we chased them back to where they came from

Canada goose walking on grass and hissing

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Apu from the *Simpsons*, "PERHAPS IN SHANGRI-LA THEY ARE, BUT NOT HERE."

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Send me in, Coach!

Sheep with the number 163 painted on its side

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Lady and the Tramp have joined the chat

Disney's animated characters, Lady and the Tramp

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe he'll change the national anthem
youtu.be/agUihgr1mPU?...

Barry White - Cant Get Enough Of You Love Babe (Remix)

YouTube video by Marco Bitencourt

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Wait a second, this doesn’t look like garden supplies — I think I’ve gone down the wrong aisle!

Vlad the Impaler pushing a shopping cart down an aisle of pointed wooden posts

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 1d

Just watched *Jurassic World Rebirth^ starring the Flamingodons!

Pink Compsognathus from *Jurassic World Rebirth*

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 2d

Nominative determinism strikes again

Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 2d

Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla wishes a very not-really-controversial *International Pronouns Day* to all who respectfully celebrate!

www.daysoftheyear.com/days/interna...

youtu.be/koZFca8AkT0?...

Schoolhouse Rock Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla (Pronouns)

YouTube video by dawemmy

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 2d

A ha! Pinterest has revealed what we all suspected about Grace Kelly's wedding, she was *actually* Meghan Markle!

Snippet from a Pinterest email showing scenes from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's wedding but with caption, "10 Hidden Details You Didn't Know About Grace Kelly's Wed…"

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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 2d

I’d like to spray him with garlic-infused holy water

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