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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

I agree with you but this is a very manageable amount of runs. Tough to wrangle a lot of runs once you have em.

(There's a small chance I'm thinking of cats)

Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

You know something?

We should win this game anyway.

Just for shits and giggs.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

Years back, we were on a road trip to Chicago.

To save 2 minutes, Waze took us off the I-90 and routed us through downtown Gary, Indiana.

It was fucking terrifying.

But still a way better route than the one that Varsho just took.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

Why didn't Suarez move? Was he eating nachos or something?

Because I could understand if he was eating nachos.

Gettin comf.

You know how it is.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

Trey Yesavage is incredible.

Two strikeouts and a flyout in a single at bat!

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

Nathan. Fucking. Lukes.

Every. Fucking. Time.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 1d

Springer: Would that have been a strike?

Eddings: Don't ask me. I'm literally the stupidest person in here!

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 2d

Pay attention, Doug Eddings.

You stupid fuck.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 2d

This is the worst pitcher they've got.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 2d

Thank God. For a second there, I thought that George may have forgotten to bring his unreasonably large cock with him.

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Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 4d

I know I've talked quite a bit of shit about John Schneider.

But he's proven every word of it wrong and turned into one of the game's great managers before our eyes.

It's a damn good thing the front office doesn't listen to me.

Kudos to you, John. You deserve it.

You fuckin tomato.