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puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Monkey, but puzzled
@puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
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Steve aka Monkey, he/him
https://www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonkeytree
Confused variety streamer and presser of wrong buttons
Member of The Firekeepers 🔥
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puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I’ve had a wisdom tooth yanked out (my face is numb) and I’ve successfully de-Scrooged/shamed my landlord out of demanding the 90-something neighbours who can no longer leave the house pay half the cost of fence repairs. I feel like that’s enough for today - I need a nap 😆
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "all i'm asking for is one bullshit-free day"
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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iucounu.bsky.social
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Work servers are down and I'm not constantly coughing... what if I randomly streamed? Let's go!
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a black tank top and reaching up to adjust brown plush Chair Monkey's position above my shoulder on the chair
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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skatestory.com
SKATE STORY is NOW AVAILABLE on PC, PlayStation 5, and Nintendo Switch!

Go forth. Devour the Moon.
Skate Story - Official Launch Trailer | Out NOW
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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noobalott.bsky.social
The Raid Train for Otter was super freaking successful!! We started at 70% and ended at a wild 129% 😵

Huge thank you to everyone who supported and a really big thank you to all the streamers who took time out of their day to help!!! ❤️

Glad Otter can have a little peace of mind in all this
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
*All* of the "art" on stream today was somehow inspired by Sinta, Santa's cousin promoting sin and butt stuff, who took over @datarich.bsky.social 's slot to tell us who's on the nice list (nobody), who's on the naughty list (streamers) and who's on the secret third list 👀🎅
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 12d
I'm pretty sure my beautiful (terrible, cursed) MSPaint "art" is a sign of a successful return to streaming 😆
a terrible MSPaint drawing of "Sinta", Santa's cousin who promotes being naughty and butt stuff, in a red Santa hat and red Santa suit, with a "sin"ched very tiny waist "throwing it back" shaking his butt Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and santa hat, holding a "Mr Whippy" soft serve ice cream cone in one hand and a phone in his other hand (ordering more ice cream from doordash) Terrible MSPaint art of Sinta, Santa's cousin, drinking milk directly from the carton, being caught by Santa coming through the door Disturbingly terrible MSPaint art of "Santa cow" - a terrible black and white cow, with pink udders and a red Santa hat
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
My real masterpiece from stream today: Santa Pig
Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and hat... but Santa is a pig with a pink face with a snout and a pink curly tail
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure my beautiful (terrible, cursed) MSPaint "art" is a sign of a successful return to streaming 😆
a terrible MSPaint drawing of "Sinta", Santa's cousin who promotes being naughty and butt stuff, in a red Santa hat and red Santa suit, with a "sin"ched very tiny waist "throwing it back" shaking his butt Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and santa hat, holding a "Mr Whippy" soft serve ice cream cone in one hand and a phone in his other hand (ordering more ice cream from doordash) Terrible MSPaint art of Sinta, Santa's cousin, drinking milk directly from the carton, being caught by Santa coming through the door Disturbingly terrible MSPaint art of "Santa cow" - a terrible black and white cow, with pink udders and a red Santa hat
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Can I remember how to stream after over a month? (aaah this year has been wonky) Let's find out with a one-hour stream for my slot in the raid train to raise funds for Otter's move 💖
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a technically burgundy tank top, but it looks more of a chocolate brown on camera? Idk how cameras work. Brown plush Chair Monkey, as usual, is about to fall from his perch above my shoulder
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
The big raid train to help Otter afford his unexpected move is in progress now! (currently at FauxRetro, shortly moving on to Jinzee)

(times are US Eastern - I'm streaming (yes, for the first time in a month - help) at midnight UK time / 7pm eastern / 4pm pacific)
Graphic for "Otter's Big Move Fundraising Raid Train, Sunday December 07, 2025" listing the streamers participating and their time slots: noobalott 12:00 pm ET couchbugz 1:00 pm ET FauxRetro 2:00 pm ET Jinzee 3:00 pm ET DataRich 4:00 pm ET musheebear 5:00 pm ET cottoncandykobold 6:00 pm ET puzzledmonkeytree 7:00 pm ET ethan_rawkes 8:00 pm ET hudebine 9:00 pm ET cryptidbee_ 10:00 pm ET scarypastry 11:pm ET A graphic of an otter, based on Otter's emotes, carrying a backpack of belongings for the move Follow Otter: twitch.tv/filmotter2 Donate here: ko-fi.com/filmotter
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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filmotter.bsky.social
Um... I think @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social and I might make a cute couple.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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sachacoward.bsky.social
It's Trans Day of Remembrance

So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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ashlikeadragon.bsky.social
happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
A screenshot from Celeste. Madeline stands by a memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb up Celeste Mountain.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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filmotter.bsky.social
TOMORROW WE SQUATTIN'
(Finally not sick anymore!)
filmotter.bsky.social FilmOtter @filmotter.bsky.social · Oct 30
Hello.

November 6th is my 5-Year Streamiversary on Twitch. And it would be really cool if you came.

There's gonna be Baby Steps and lots of squats and silly milestones and maybe even bodacious boobies. So if you don't come, you clearly hate fun!

Don't hate fun. 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I’ve been home for TWO WHOLE DAYS… so it’s time to leave again 😆 Off for a long weekend in Manchester!

Next week we should be back to some co-working streams (in other words, I’ve seen how huge the work pile is that I’m coming back to … eep)
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Twitch helpfully describing me every time I stream: a live unstable British crumpet
screenshot of a section of the twitch dashboard page showing the stream tag "BritishCrumpet", the "Live" indicator and an "UNSTABLE" stream quality warning
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
6-year affiliate anniversary part 2 - just rolling with it
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a burgundy tank top with a brown plush otter holding a red starfish attached to one shoulder. Above, brown plush Chair Monkey is perched on the back of the chair
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
*tap tap tap* Is this thing on? Does it even work any more? Let's see, because I'm back! With a totally unplanned 6-year affiliate anniversary stream 🥳🎉
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a pale blue tank top, reaching behind me to place a small brown plush otter holding a red starfish next to brown plush Chair Monkey perched on the back of my chair
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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filmotter.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone who made this visit from @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social possible. 🥰

He flew across the planet to hang with me in San Francisco, go to a con in San Diego, and come with me to our bestie's wedding in Seattle. And now he's on his way home again.

Thanks for making this a reality. ❤️
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Finally, we can confirm that @filmotter.bsky.social is NOT a giant and is actually a goo goo gaga bitch baby on a totally normal sized chair
Otter lying down and flailing on the seat of a huge wooden chair with orange seat, legs and arms and a plain light wooden back with the text “Yerba Buena Gardens”
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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thewafflestomper.bsky.social
let’s go girls
Shania Twain holding a chainsaw with text that says The Shania Twainsaw Massacre
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Today’s very sensible stream plan: me, knowing nothing about pikmin, guiding a blindfolded Otter through the game… This will be chaos 😆
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2
Me sitting in Otter’s chair with a plush blue pikmin on my shoulder. Behind me, Otter is waving his arms to find his way as his eyes are covered with a blindfold decorated with wide pikmin eyes and a blue pikmin sprout with a green leaf on top
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Zoo part 2 with Ooter - back to Zoochosis (hopefully this time with internet) and the shoulder zoo is growing 👀
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2
Me looking at a plush otter with a red starfish sitting on my shoulder Me, again with a plush otter on one shoulder, now looking at the other shoulder where a second plush otter and a plush Keroppi the frog have appeared
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Otter: Let’s go to the zoo!
Me: Aww, we got engaged there 🥰
Otter: Yes, but this time there’s horror and murder and Zoochosis, UwU
Me: Help 👀
Otter: And we’re making it have extra chaos 🎉
@stream alerts
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2
Otter in blue jeans and a dark shirt, on one knee proposing to Monkey in a pink shirt over a blue tank top at San Diego Zoo Monkey now in the same pink shirt over a dark blue tank top being attacked by a (not so) vicious otter - Twerkly the plush otter sitting on his shoulder
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM