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MusiComposer, FilMaker, Writer and Righteous Dude against (I)rrational (M)orons, (B)igoted (E)xtremists, (C)razed (I)gnoramuses (L)eading (E)lections
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Kash for FBI,
Kush for France,
Fox for the hen;
Leaving nothing to chance.
Proving his disdain
For this greatest of nations,
Drumpf forges on
With shit nominations.

#TrumpIsUnfit
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WW3, y'all.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social ยท 2h
It just keeps getting better.
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I hear they're buildy
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The calm before the storm. Drumpf about to get his ass handed to him.
#TheFartoftheDeal
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Lol
caseyseiler.bsky.social Casey Seiler @caseyseiler.bsky.social ยท 8h
In fairness, when Cuomo was earning $5M in 2024 from a largely unknown set of consulting clients, he never once referred to his dad's cousin as his "auntie." And that means a lot to the average New Yorker.
Cuomo Earned Almost $5 Million From Consulting in 2024, Returns Show
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Go, Gov!
govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov ยท 1d
California has fast tracked $80 million to 50 food banks across the Golden State

More than 300 volunteers from @calvolunteers.bsky.social out serving

And members of The Cal Guard doing good work โ€” where they are wanted โ€” helping provide logistics and support

Simply put: California is stepping up
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Jake Tapper's next book: "But His Laptop"
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I would have thought Medicine - his groundbreaking work on bleach therapy.
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He is toenacious
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She knew. Has always known. The long face isn't fooling anyone.
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"This site uses cookies" of this era.
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A1: no
A2: yes
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Apparently, I also had a similar pickle jar.
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Word
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It's worse than you think. Always is. Brace yourselves.
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$50,000 in a gift bag - where have I heard that before? ๐Ÿค”
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Their story inspired this
a mr. potato head from toy story says " i 'm just a potato "
ALT: a mr. potato head from toy story says " i 'm just a potato "
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I didn't vote because I'm not into politics, but I sure hope they don't take away my health insurance.
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In theory
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Word
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Manuscript for Grant proposal
a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
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"Yeehaw!
Dont need no vaxxine, dont need no educayshun, as long as I gots me my guns 'n pickup truck..."
And other such fine sentiments.

Disclaimer: not all MAGA speak ugly. Many people say some even speak good. Bigly.
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That's no mistake.
a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard
ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard
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Trump FDA approved, I'm sure
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The wheels of justice turn slo.. wait what?
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It's still better than Trump Steaks.