Ronaldito
@pupusaxpapi.bsky.social
Salvadorian from North Jersey but likes to lie that I’m from Florida
A little very 💅
DC
A little very 💅
DC
Things that grind my gears: sinks that are too shallow and beveled incorrectly/ with facets of too high pressure. When the water flows out the faucet it flops directly onto my pants right in the I pissed myself zone.
January 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Things that grind my gears: sinks that are too shallow and beveled incorrectly/ with facets of too high pressure. When the water flows out the faucet it flops directly onto my pants right in the I pissed myself zone.
You know, I look at my man so lovingly, I love home so much.
January 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You know, I look at my man so lovingly, I love home so much.
Wow just ordered quite possibly the shittiest smoothie just now. This tastes like water with dirt.
December 31, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Wow just ordered quite possibly the shittiest smoothie just now. This tastes like water with dirt.
This mall is fucking huge
@american dream
@american dream
December 26, 2024 at 11:00 PM
This mall is fucking huge
@american dream
@american dream
And this home only has one bathroom omfg
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
And this home only has one bathroom omfg
Omg home not even 30 mins and clogged this fucking toilet
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Omg home not even 30 mins and clogged this fucking toilet
It’s bothering me like crazy my socks don’t match this badly rn. Idk how I slipped this
December 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
It’s bothering me like crazy my socks don’t match this badly rn. Idk how I slipped this
How much I love this booger.
December 19, 2024 at 3:47 AM
How much I love this booger.
Welp. He asked my name three times and I literally spelt it for him. 😂😅
December 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Welp. He asked my name three times and I literally spelt it for him. 😂😅
Yo I hugged someone at number nine last night that straight up smelled like old carpet and dog. 🤮🤢
December 13, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Yo I hugged someone at number nine last night that straight up smelled like old carpet and dog. 🤮🤢
Omg that Pizarro last night is really fucking me up. I’m not ready to swear off them but wow they are fucking me up rn
December 13, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Omg that Pizarro last night is really fucking me up. I’m not ready to swear off them but wow they are fucking me up rn
Somehow morning brain got the best of me and I arrived to work fully not noticing I don’t have a belt on my pants.
December 6, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Somehow morning brain got the best of me and I arrived to work fully not noticing I don’t have a belt on my pants.
Noticing that my lunch box, headphones case, phone case, desk pad, and ear plugs are all the same shade of pink, I see I’m the token fag of the office.
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Noticing that my lunch box, headphones case, phone case, desk pad, and ear plugs are all the same shade of pink, I see I’m the token fag of the office.
Elphaba got hands I just know it
just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So
November 30, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Elphaba got hands I just know it
We’re so back.
just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
November 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
We’re so back.
So it’s just me and the 12 pound pernil. And I’m just staring at it like it’s gonna marinate itself.
November 27, 2024 at 11:11 PM
So it’s just me and the 12 pound pernil. And I’m just staring at it like it’s gonna marinate itself.
Why is every dc grocery store stocked like we’re in North Korea at all times of the year.
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Why is every dc grocery store stocked like we’re in North Korea at all times of the year.
Such a good album that I feel falls under the radar of so many
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Such a good album that I feel falls under the radar of so many
This lady is breathing so loud next to me…
November 25, 2024 at 8:17 PM
This lady is breathing so loud next to me…
Once you get your own bidet no other toilet is the same man
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Once you get your own bidet no other toilet is the same man
Fridays work fit, coupled with a big ass jacket since she is COLD today!
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Fridays work fit, coupled with a big ass jacket since she is COLD today!