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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈
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🔞NSFW Howdy. I’m Matthias. 33. Hypno/Horny/Your wildest fantasy. Collared to my Daddy. Collared to my Alpha may he rest in peace. Remember to love.
The real twist of FNAF 2 is it’s real title is FNAF 1/2. Cause there is no final act.
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Nicole Wilde and Jude Hopps…….. Nick and Jude…… Nicole and Judy…… need.
nick wilde is a fox from zootopia wearing a tie and a shirt .
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December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s not that Kaa hypnos his toys to have boners, that’s just a side effect they all have so why not have some fun?
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Would give you this
Got a little carried away
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What kind of underwear does Nick Wilde wear? He’s so chill and loose I can see boxers, but he needs that security and mobility that briefs provide. But he could be commando cause he’s a bad boy. Or jocks cause he’s not hiding that fox ass. It’s a mystery.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Poor Nick is afraid of snakes. But maybe he just hasn’t met the right one to open his mind, to relax and see with both eyes please that we snakes can be good friends with foxes. You city boys are so funny with your cloths, but the jungle commands you strip. Feel your Wilde side as my coils wrap
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November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
No zonks in Zootopia 2. 0 stars.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Thankful for horny boys and tented jocks. Swirly zonks and obedient drones. Cummy tummies and breedable holes. Trust in me and more Kaa please. Breaking minds till you’re a gooey mess and stroking that cock after you cum. To gooner porn and hypno smut. To all the good boy who love their cum.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Walking around with my fly down cause I’m a rebel.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I don’t need to see every men in their underwear, but every man should be in their underwear.
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Always important to read the classics. This is what I mean by we need more of these two! Swat Katz porn hits different
Sleight of Mind is foundational hypnokink content and should be treated as sacred text to study for crafting good horny mind control fetish work

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Full credit to rthur for drawing it so well and full credit to chrysops44 for writing it, nobody did hypnokink like Doc
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Would you believe I drove like this? Stripped myself down to my briefs in the middle of the night. Crazy? Yes. Exhilarating. Yes. Breaking established rules. Stroking my bulge as I cruised. And the people never knew what a bad guy I was. And the freedom. Crisp air on bare skin. Freedom to be naughty
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I just learned the Saskatchewan roughriders mascot for the CFL is Gainer the gopher. Gainer! The Roughrider is a Gainer!
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Shhhhh. Don’t be ashamed. Listen to your body. Let it guide you. You have no shame to hide from me. Take that hand and place it on that needy tent. Feels good. No shame when it feels so good to love your body. Stroking your cock with the boys. Boys stroking their cocks. Listening to your body.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Jesus!
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Listen to the beat of the metronome making your mind drop drop drop. Feel it in your heart as it pumps your blood to your cock cock cock. Let it flow as your cock throb throb throbs. Keeping time as ride your dildo up down up down. Listen to the metronome. Ding ding ding ping ping ping ping. Smile.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s gooner Sunday boys. Let’s fracture our minds and give in to lust! Cocks and butts. Balls and cum. Goon all day my lovely mindless boys.
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Before they were the Swat Katz, Jake and Chance were recruits working to become Mega Katz City’s Enforcers. And the Enforcers don’t have time for privacy. They stripped together, showered together, hanging out in your underwear was just another day with your brothers. Butt spanks a compliment.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When you activate your hypno subs trigger, but they have different zonked eyes! Who’s been zonking you? Wasn’t I enough? You whore! I thought we had someone special!
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November 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Now I wonder if there’s any wolf in his boxers fodder. Hell I bet there’s gonna be a wolf stranded in his underwear episode or one where the gang gets tired of heist ending with him in his boxers and try to do one keeping his cloths on. Underwear’s funny.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Stroke. Stroke. Watch the spirals as you stroke stroke. Love your penis as you stroke stroke. Feel you cock throb with pleasure with each stroke stroke. Let you mind succumb to lust as you stroke stroke. Proud boy. Penis boy. Stroke stroke. Love your male body from head to cock to stroke stroke.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Voted yes on 50 cause I ain’t no dummy
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m thinking of sexy throbbing katz again.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
God there’s so many fetishes you can do with these Katz. What if Jake makes Chance ride the plane in his underwear? What is Jake loses a bet and has to lock his cock pit? What if both are zonked by oozie tentacles to spread the hive. God I want to fuck these katz up!
They call themselves the Swat Kats because Chance is a spanking sub and Jake is a spanking dom
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Goon to me. Goon to me. Let your cock throb and drip for me. You’re leaking. Stroke that cock till you bout to pop. Begging me to let you ping. Only when you relent your life and belong to me. So goon for meeeee.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM