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Ramona Van Halen, Esq.

@punkrockprosecco.bsky.social

770 followers 560 following 410 posts

#LawTwitter. Still a little bit litigious. 1A, horror, caffeine, and thrash metal enthusiast. Collector of pretty knives, useful things, and fancy pens. Owner of tattoos, Slayer t-shirts, ADHD, and summary judgment.Consort of @julieniesen #lawsky #MetalSky

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · 6d

That’s teamwork, right there

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · 6d

People are upset about the most metal t-shirt I’ve ever seen

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · 10d

Interesting topic, and I’m told it will break my brain AND explode my heart, which sounds exciting!

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · 20d

Ben Stein is one of those shows I intellectually remember existing, but have zero actual memory of.

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Sep 15

lol Jesus Christ

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Sep 15

It really is

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Sep 15

I’ve not seen it in quite some time.

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Sep 14

I mean, he’s really good breaking in and out of Nazi places and killing a lot of Nazis

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Sep 11

Trump’s Reichstag Fire

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 28

Jesus Christ it’s been 20 years?

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 28

This is how you do it.

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 26

Right???

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 26

Hold on, we DONT want a genuine dispute of material fact on this one, right?

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 26

Oh! 😅

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 26

You can still get the 5-year journal on Amazon :)

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 26

I had the presence of mind to order the 5 year planner. Which I’ll never use, but still

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 24

a spoon is falling into a bag that says " do not eat " on it

ALT: a spoon is falling into a bag that says " do not eat " on it

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 24

Like a silica packet

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 10

28 USC 1

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Aug 6

Nor is she a super duper mega flight risk, or anything like that

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Jul 14

This is why Trump wants a stooge in charge of the DC Bar.

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Jul 10

No, not after converting to Euros, I forgot about that

Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Jul 10

Being the ambassador is basically like being president, so surely people can open doors for him. Hard to give up the unlimited laser printing privileges, though

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Jul 10

Coach Letterman must have turned down the job to keep his company car (fully loaded 2006 Ford Taurus)

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Ramona Van Halen, Esq. @punkrockprosecco.bsky.social · Jul 6

No one is talking about Jake E. Lee performing “Shot in the Dark” at the Black Sabbath thing, or the sense of humor of whomever put together the performances. Context:

JAKE E. LEE Explains Why He Was Walking His Dog At 2:40 A.M. Before Getting Shot

Jake E. Lee says that he is "on the mend", more than two weeks after the former OZZY OSBOURNE guitarist was shot in Las Vegas. The 67-year-old musician was hit three times in a shooting about 10 miles...

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