Most Punished Yearnwife
@punished.bsky.social
MDNI, mid-20s
I only post cool and interesting stories, at most, one a month
I only post cool and interesting stories, at most, one a month
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My wife is out of town so I can finally thirst over male celebrities and she can't beat me over it.... Bill Skarsgård looks so good in the trailer for Dead Man's Wire, I'm gonna go crazy
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My wife is out of town so I can finally thirst over male celebrities and she can't beat me over it.... Bill Skarsgård looks so good in the trailer for Dead Man's Wire, I'm gonna go crazy
I started doing kegels while I'm dead on League and now when I piss it hits the ceiling
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I started doing kegels while I'm dead on League and now when I piss it hits the ceiling
diy or die, except it's like, tote bags, or something
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
diy or die, except it's like, tote bags, or something
Name idea for a youtube channel about illegal driving tips: Red Means Go
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Name idea for a youtube channel about illegal driving tips: Red Means Go
I sentence you to.... one week no wife cuddles!
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I sentence you to.... one week no wife cuddles!
I sentence you to.... stepping out of warm shower on to ice cold stone floor!
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I sentence you to.... stepping out of warm shower on to ice cold stone floor!
my wife told me she would beat me if I lost playing league of legends, so now I'm queuing sona top
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
my wife told me she would beat me if I lost playing league of legends, so now I'm queuing sona top
The porno I'm directing has scene that's a homage to the oldboy corridor scene, except instead of a bunch of guys in a corridor it's two girls in a bed
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The porno I'm directing has scene that's a homage to the oldboy corridor scene, except instead of a bunch of guys in a corridor it's two girls in a bed
Gay northernlion be like "I love pussy"
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Gay northernlion be like "I love pussy"
Call me the Red Bull Baron Powerplay the way they've been milking me for years
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Call me the Red Bull Baron Powerplay the way they've been milking me for years
SHE DID IT, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Watching my wife on her webcam and she refuses to hurt herself for my amusement, I can't believe how evil she is
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
SHE DID IT, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Watching my wife on her webcam and she refuses to hurt herself for my amusement, I can't believe how evil she is
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Watching my wife on her webcam and she refuses to hurt herself for my amusement, I can't believe how evil she is
Playing Soraka in soloqueue:
October 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Playing Soraka in soloqueue:
Ex-Leatherdyke reacts to t4t puppycule playdate: "That's what I woulda did, that's the technique"
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ex-Leatherdyke reacts to t4t puppycule playdate: "That's what I woulda did, that's the technique"
Look at my angelically beautiful wife, I'm going to install a usb c port (no proprietary ports allowed in our household) in her neck while she sleeps. she won't know what hit her
I have now been certified to meet all applicable EU health, safety, and environmental requirements, allowing me to circulate freely within the EU and EEA markets ✨
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Look at my angelically beautiful wife, I'm going to install a usb c port (no proprietary ports allowed in our household) in her neck while she sleeps. she won't know what hit her
My brain is estrogenized, so I can't post good anymore,,, but my bitch wife is making me post. She said if I don't get at least one good post out every day she was going to get me on a "milking horse", I don't know what that is but I'm scared 😢
October 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My brain is estrogenized, so I can't post good anymore,,, but my bitch wife is making me post. She said if I don't get at least one good post out every day she was going to get me on a "milking horse", I don't know what that is but I'm scared 😢
When the opps have you blushing and crossing your legs
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When the opps have you blushing and crossing your legs
Nothing brightens up a thursday quite like rubbing the stray ice crystals from carton of ice cream on your nipples
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nothing brightens up a thursday quite like rubbing the stray ice crystals from carton of ice cream on your nipples
Call me Hit Me Hard And Soft by Billie Eilish (1 Year Anniversary Edition Vinyl) the way girls cover me in red stuff
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Call me Hit Me Hard And Soft by Billie Eilish (1 Year Anniversary Edition Vinyl) the way girls cover me in red stuff
microdosing bluechew just to get through the day
October 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
microdosing bluechew just to get through the day
Me when she takes off her shirt
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Me when she takes off her shirt
Call me Khans of Tarkir standard UB tempo the way I'm having four Disdainful Strokes
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Call me Khans of Tarkir standard UB tempo the way I'm having four Disdainful Strokes
Call me Los Ratones, the way I'm getting my ass beat
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Call me Los Ratones, the way I'm getting my ass beat
Need a wife who forgets her lunch so I can go to her work and give it to her and give her a little kiss on the cheek...
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Need a wife who forgets her lunch so I can go to her work and give it to her and give her a little kiss on the cheek...