Chakat Pumamancer
@pumamancer.bsky.social
shi/hir, 40s, 🏳️⚧️non-binary/agender, puma chakat, polyam, nerd, neurospicy, 🔞 no minors please
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A strong independent badass woman in a movie is not a Girl Boss
If they were, they'd sit back and let everyone else do the work while they paid them shit wages.
Ripley is a god damn worker exploited by the capitalist corpoation, put some fucking RESPECT on her god damn name.
If they were, they'd sit back and let everyone else do the work while they paid them shit wages.
Ripley is a god damn worker exploited by the capitalist corpoation, put some fucking RESPECT on her god damn name.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A strong independent badass woman in a movie is not a Girl Boss
If they were, they'd sit back and let everyone else do the work while they paid them shit wages.
Ripley is a god damn worker exploited by the capitalist corpoation, put some fucking RESPECT on her god damn name.
If they were, they'd sit back and let everyone else do the work while they paid them shit wages.
Ripley is a god damn worker exploited by the capitalist corpoation, put some fucking RESPECT on her god damn name.
im a mess, the kind of mess
where the m in adhd stands for mess
where the m in adhd stands for mess
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
im a mess, the kind of mess
where the m in adhd stands for mess
where the m in adhd stands for mess
three days later we just had spinach delivered
that’s it
spinach
that’s it
spinach
weirdest shit ive ever seen
had a delivery to our house from walmart, something we didnt order
it was a bag, and inside the bag was a single head of cauliflower
thats it.
cauliflower.
had a delivery to our house from walmart, something we didnt order
it was a bag, and inside the bag was a single head of cauliflower
thats it.
cauliflower.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
three days later we just had spinach delivered
that’s it
spinach
that’s it
spinach
weirdest shit ive ever seen
had a delivery to our house from walmart, something we didnt order
it was a bag, and inside the bag was a single head of cauliflower
thats it.
cauliflower.
had a delivery to our house from walmart, something we didnt order
it was a bag, and inside the bag was a single head of cauliflower
thats it.
cauliflower.
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
weirdest shit ive ever seen
had a delivery to our house from walmart, something we didnt order
it was a bag, and inside the bag was a single head of cauliflower
thats it.
cauliflower.
had a delivery to our house from walmart, something we didnt order
it was a bag, and inside the bag was a single head of cauliflower
thats it.
cauliflower.
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!
stuff it in the cornucopia
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
stuff it in the cornucopia
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*Frantically points*
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
*Frantically points*
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A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~
i have something to say
im eepy and need a catnap
im eepy and need a catnap
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i have something to say
im eepy and need a catnap
im eepy and need a catnap
im sad they dont have the cucumber lime flavor of gatorade in canada
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
im sad they dont have the cucumber lime flavor of gatorade in canada
you know what ive noticed is that none of the “oh my gawd no pineapple on pizza” folk are complaining about the hot honey thing
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
you know what ive noticed is that none of the “oh my gawd no pineapple on pizza” folk are complaining about the hot honey thing
guess whats back
back again
fevers back
what the fuck
back again
fevers back
what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
guess whats back
back again
fevers back
what the fuck
back again
fevers back
what the fuck
pluribus is very good
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
pluribus is very good
i use em dashes when i write long technical emails and overexplain things because of career trauma and now i have to edit them back out so folk dont think im using ai
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i use em dashes when i write long technical emails and overexplain things because of career trauma and now i have to edit them back out so folk dont think im using ai
i have been so out of it the past few days
i think im getting better. im certainly well enough to participate in the capitalistic meatgrinder of society
but gosh i was fighting a high fever for three days solid
i think im getting better. im certainly well enough to participate in the capitalistic meatgrinder of society
but gosh i was fighting a high fever for three days solid
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i have been so out of it the past few days
i think im getting better. im certainly well enough to participate in the capitalistic meatgrinder of society
but gosh i was fighting a high fever for three days solid
i think im getting better. im certainly well enough to participate in the capitalistic meatgrinder of society
but gosh i was fighting a high fever for three days solid
Is life the most important thing the universe has ever created?
Nay, it is in fact heinz tomato ketchup
Nay, it is in fact heinz tomato ketchup
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Is life the most important thing the universe has ever created?
Nay, it is in fact heinz tomato ketchup
Nay, it is in fact heinz tomato ketchup
almost two months into a contract position thats looking more like its going to be a perpetual contract and i got asked to train / knowledge share with all my peers because im doing my work significantly faster and better than everyone else
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
almost two months into a contract position thats looking more like its going to be a perpetual contract and i got asked to train / knowledge share with all my peers because im doing my work significantly faster and better than everyone else
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jacking off a pikachu and right when it nuts, secretly touching it with a thunder stone so it thinks it came so hard it evolved
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
jacking off a pikachu and right when it nuts, secretly touching it with a thunder stone so it thinks it came so hard it evolved
look, as a multigenerational pokemon breeder, pokemon be fucking, pokemon be fucking a lot. and dittos? they especially love pokefucking. and they dont care what bits you got, theyll fuck anybody
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
look, as a multigenerational pokemon breeder, pokemon be fucking, pokemon be fucking a lot. and dittos? they especially love pokefucking. and they dont care what bits you got, theyll fuck anybody
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Like many others, I've lost loved ones. It's so important to honor them and their memories. I wish they could be here with us. Their lives and love meant so much, and I'll continue to love, support, and fight for those who are still with us in their honor.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Like many others, I've lost loved ones. It's so important to honor them and their memories. I wish they could be here with us. Their lives and love meant so much, and I'll continue to love, support, and fight for those who are still with us in their honor.
i see so many folks asking about dual booting linux with windows and im like, friend, windows isnt going to get better. microsoft isnt going to walk anything back. agentic ai security flaws are staying. quit trying to hold onto a dying abusive relationship
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i see so many folks asking about dual booting linux with windows and im like, friend, windows isnt going to get better. microsoft isnt going to walk anything back. agentic ai security flaws are staying. quit trying to hold onto a dying abusive relationship
i am extremely food motivated
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i am extremely food motivated
eating sandwich meat out of your hand is a handwich
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
eating sandwich meat out of your hand is a handwich