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I'm a born again babe with a vague rage Mewling and puking upon that page, okay?

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 2h

*Paul McCartney voice* the schlong and wiener chode

Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 2h

The Chopping of a Sacred Unc

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 8d

Well every unc's chopped, baby that's a fact /
But maybe every goat that's washed, some day comes back /
So put some Clairo on, make your Labubu pretty /
Matcha Dubai chocolate Atlantic City

Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 2h

It's very 2012 Tumblr

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Nov 26

Now that it's almost winter I can really start dressing 😩👌

Gerry Adams wearing a scarf in front of a graffiti'd wall reading "THE IRA WILL NEVER BE BEATEN"

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Oct 16

How it feels to post on Bluesky for the first time in 6 months after getting banished for stealing Hellthread valor

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas screenshot captioned "Grove Street - Home."

GTA: San Andreas screenshot captioned "At least it was before I fucked everything up."

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Nov 14

Yeah I fuck with the MCU. The
Marytylermoore
Cinematic
Universe

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 8h

They're calling me the Birria Enjoyer

A plate of 3 quesabirria tacos with a cup of consumme

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Jun 23

Nah they acting like nothing even happened...

Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin at Yalta

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 8d

Well every unc's chopped, baby that's a fact /
But maybe every goat that's washed, some day comes back /
So put some Clairo on, make your Labubu pretty /
Matcha Dubai chocolate Atlantic City

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Sep 5

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Aug 13

<15 ppb of diggity, <1.3 ppm of doubt. This represents levels of both diggity and doubt less than what is considered harmful, per the EPA's 1991 Diggity and Doubt Rule. The maximum contaminant level goal (MCLG) for both diggity and doubt remains zero.

Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Jul 18

Nothing yet

Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Jul 17

Listening to Dark Side of the Moon on repeat while watching hardcore gay pornography, seeing if it syncs up in any meaningful/interesting ways

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Jun 23

Nah they acting like nothing even happened...

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · Jun 19

Let’s stop the wars and I mean ALL of them,,, it’s horrible and I hate what’s going on! This is not what unity is all about!!

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Jun 18

This is too humiliating for X, the Everything App, so it's landing here on bluesky

Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · Jun 18

A true story about the last 24 hours of my life is that I got dumped on my birthday and she felt bad so afterwards she venmo'd me $10

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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · May 6

Talk about union DRIP