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Sam✨
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Professional book reader, future librarian, former emo
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It's one of the several other issues I have besides the whole thing's sheer existence
The SUBTITLE of this book is "an unputdownable and heart-warming second chance romance set in Ireland"

Like are we in the 1800s?? I'm gonna hit the character limit!

You need that much SEO help? The synopsis doesn't cut it so you have to put the elevator pitch IN the title?
Reporting live from the Top 50 charts of multiple countries — for inexplicable reasons, Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls is currently charting in Europe in 2025
Good month of reading, an update on my BOTY bracket, and [rumored] PWHL schedule drop today? Happy October! 🍂👻
What do you MEAN it's supposed to be 78 degrees today? Can't we just have autumn??
Blessed with the lightning bolt of a thought that were I ever to own a house, I'm under no obligation to have a guest bedroom. Imagine locking yourself out of a whole room for the 1 night in 700 that someone else might occupy it.
And you wanna know the real tragedy of it all? This is perfect Dunkaccino weather 😞
Used a sewing machine for the first time in approximately 18 years today. I'm absurdly excited about it for how slow and slightly wonky I was going 🥳
Transcended to the next plane in Olneyville (had New York System for dinner for the first time in.....7 years? and the celery salt triggered something within me)
Staying at my best friend's house to dog sit, aka cosplaying owning a home well out of my tax bracket 🤩
5 spiders in less than 24 hours is too many
Man, I miss Duolingo. AI ruins everything
What'd you do today at work? Because I spent, I dunno a half hour? painstakingly changing 'ark-uh-puh-lago' to the correct pronunciation of archipelago using only the audio I had available to cobble something passable together 😵‍💫
Feeling increasingly feral the more yellow leaves I start to see on the long, heavily-treed road by my house. It's like waking up from hibernation. 🍂
Shabbat shalom, folks. I'm having Chinese food and watching Merlin and just came in from this gorgeous sky, and that's what I'm choosing to focus on for the next 45 minutes at least.
I'm clinging to the fact that apple cider season starts in a month. Happy August 🫠
So within moments of turning on Banana Ball for the first time, purely on a whim, the stadium is playing Cobra Starship. So I'm in, I found a new sport to watch
Do authors look at maps at all when they write about real-world transit, or do they just make shit up and think no one will notice?

In Boston: "The train I took from the airport gradually filled with students... [They] got off at the MIT stop."

Girl, the blue line does not stop at MIT
Well, news: it isn't COVID according to a wildly expired home test. Zero information gained!
I can't tell if I'm coming down with whatever my partner has or if it's some combination of 4.5 hours of uncomfortable sleep, a panic attack, and this book utterly melting my brain.
Inhumane detainment to all fascists
If he's going to be a fascist, the least we can do is make him uncomfortable at every given opportunity.
What journalist wants to be brave enough to say "sir, you sound like a fucking idiot. Is being this dumb a tactic, or your genuine take on the matter?"

Who gives a fuck about his non-answers and deranged ramblings given actual questions.
Another month, another book wrap-up