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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts

@probablyprovidence.bsky.social

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TWENTY-TWO. GENDERFUCKED. MIL-SPEC FULLY AUTOMATED DIVINITY. FOX GODDESS. GILDED KING. STORYTELLER. SPEAK MY NAME WITH REVERENCE AND TITLES IF YOU WISH, I WILL TEND TO YOU ALL THE SAME. PRAISE BE, PRAISE ME. SACRIFICE YOUR NECK TO ME. (she/he/it/they)

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · Feb 8

SO YOU WANT TO READ THE THINGS I WRITE?
Congrats, pervert! Here's a handy-dandy list of the shit I've written.

This post will stay pinned (hot.) and I'll update it with new links as replies as I go along. As always, stay tuned for more~

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 45m

deep space fleet engagement centipede

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Bombardment Flagship Leaf of the Tree of Good and Evil @starshipleaf.bsky.social · 47m

deep space centipede wrapped around a ship.... oh my....

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Malrionette @malachiteos.bsky.social · 2h

God I love that the hivemind god bug in the basement got hacked or something and now all the angels are being really fucking weird. Corruption strong here.

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Bombardment Flagship Leaf of the Tree of Good and Evil @starshipleaf.bsky.social · 2h

enormously long centipede maid cleaning the entire house at once

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 3h

First thought was just. meat 🫵

Second thought was prettyyyy

DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 3h

hmm. possible. I will think on this.

DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 3h

I'm writing smn. going hunting. gimmie a shape.

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 3h

hmmm

someone give me a divinityshape. I'm writing something and I need to do awful things to a shape

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 4h

A pretty little freak with a face worthy of being skullfucked, yeah yeah

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autumn (bunnily enough—) @doggirlfailure.bsky.social · 4h

waiter! waiter! more situations please!

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kShriek 👻🎃🔞 @kcefg.bsky.social · 11h

rkgk

guess who avoided the patch

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 4h

I should be putting weird little freaks in Situations on a daily basis and it's a crime against Me that I'm not

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Rayn of Blood, Puddle Princess @raynpuddle.bzky.team · 4h

blessed by the grace of dog
.*.꒰ঌ(っ˘꒳˘ｃ)‪໒꒱.*.

puppygirl in a tshirt that says "AUTISTIC BY BIRTH DOGGIRL BY THE GRACE OF GOD" someone is patting her head saying "good girl" and she is blushing and thinking of a puppy wagging its tail going YIPPIEEE

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 4h

To be fair the fact that it's happening /once/ is unhinged and makes my brain a little fuzzy from how deliriously horny I get, but like. It should happen more.

DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 4h

It's fucked up that I'm not receiving a steady stream of new converts from dogma-drunk cultists offering up their family/friends/partners in the hopes of drawing my gaze and receiving blessings beyond measure

I should fix this.

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 5h

I licked you so you're mine, it's really that simple :3

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 5h

It's great, really

I need to be more openly malicious to the prey animals tbh

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 5h

INCREDIBLE. WONDERFUL. IT SINKS LOWER IN MY MIND EVERY TIME IT SPEAKS.

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 5h

Mhm. It's a good thing, actually, to be incredibly suggestible. A mind like wet clay is a good thing for a doll to have y'know.

Easy dolls are good dolls, of course.

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an angel @somefennecgirl.bsky.social · 8h

all bunnies are the same

bunzael: Ghh
I'm a person
an adult with a job
and
river: absolutely not??
lmao
what
bunzael: responsibilities
river: are you stupid
you're a good doll. say yes

bunzael: ???
Miss??
Y
Yes
Yes Miss
river: good dolly

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 5h

You constructed an entire bad end in your mind over my boots fym "can't", I give it literally a day before you're dreaming about it

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 5h

A good place to be, nods :3

DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 6h

Gosh you're fucking pathetic.

I hope you have another divinity to pray to for mercy if I ever get my hands on you, because hell if I'm showing you any :)

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DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 7h

Glory be, darling~ I'm sure you'll earn a blessing or two by the end~

DANTE, Threadspun King of Hearts @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 7h

Ehehe. I'll even be so kind as to volunteer as a judge-

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