The Princess Bride (1987)
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He's really very short on… charm.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He's really very short on… charm.
Probably he means no... harm.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Probably he means no... harm.
Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream… at us.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream… at us.
That Vizzini, he can... fuss.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That Vizzini, he can... fuss.
And you… friendless, brainless… helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were… unemployed in Greenland?
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And you… friendless, brainless… helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were… unemployed in Greenland?
And remember this, never forget this... When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk… you couldn't buy brandy!
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And remember this, never forget this... When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk… you couldn't buy brandy!
The sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern! I will kill her!
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern! I will kill her!
I agree with Fezzik.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I agree with Fezzik.
Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains… you hippopotamic land mass!
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains… you hippopotamic land mass!
I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work… with a long and glorious tradition.
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work… with a long and glorious tradition.
You never said anything about killing anyone.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You never said anything about killing anyone.
The country across the sea, the sworn enemy of Florin. Go! Once the horse reaches the castle… the fabric will make the prince suspect… that the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier… his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The country across the sea, the sworn enemy of Florin. Go! Once the horse reaches the castle… the fabric will make the prince suspect… that the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier… his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
Who's Guilder?
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Who's Guilder?
It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder.
What is that you're ripping?
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What is that you're ripping?
Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
There is nothing nearby, not for miles.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There is nothing nearby, not for miles.
A word, my lady? We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A word, my lady? We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
"Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck… the right to choose his bride… she did not love him. Despite Humperdinck's reassurance… that she would grow to love him… the only joy she found was in her daily ride."
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck… the right to choose his bride… she did not love him. Despite Humperdinck's reassurance… that she would grow to love him… the only joy she found was in her daily ride."
My people… a month from now… our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady… who was once a commoner like yourselves… but perhaps you will not find her common now. Would you like to meet her? My people, the princess Buttercup!
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My people… a month from now… our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady… who was once a commoner like yourselves… but perhaps you will not find her common now. Would you like to meet her? My people, the princess Buttercup!
"Five years later, the main square of Florin City… was filled as never before to hear the announcement… of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be."
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"Five years later, the main square of Florin City… was filled as never before to hear the announcement… of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be."
I will never love again.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I will never love again.
"She went into her room and shut the door… and for days, she neither slept nor ate."
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"She went into her room and shut the door… and for days, she neither slept nor ate."
Murdered by pirates is good!
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Murdered by pirates is good!