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The Yeti with the Snowman Tattoos☃️
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond studded wheelchair."

"Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood."

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One of the best MST3K holiday riffs!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Jeeeeeesus Christ that's fuckin hot
😳🔥🥵
Have a fun Saturday!
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Client: "how are you doing??"

Me: "I feel like shit. My cheeks are 102 degrees and bright red (shows picture)"

Client: "but you look good! what else are you wearing? Can i see?"

Men don't deserve the blood that runs through their dicks, because it's so rarely used in their brains.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The same people who were bitching loudly a few months back about ICE ads on Spotify and vowing to cancel

Are the same people who are now posting their 2025 Spotify wrapped 🤭
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I've been making a collection of items on my wish lists bc I've been wanting to build an altar to Lilith and Artemis. But I just wish I had money though. How am I supposed to praise the Old Ones if I can't give them offerings? 😑
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
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December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Cat behaviour
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Praise me, you fucking fuck!!" 🤣🤣🤣

OMG I love that so much!!
I always wonder if my praise kink initially makes me come off as dominant. I am *certainly* not that.

It’s more like “praise me to make me feel warm and fuzzy” not “praise me you fucking fuck” ya know??? 💋
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I have no idea.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can someone please tell me why my cheeks are 102*, while my forehead is 98.0, and my nose is too cold to register?
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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While supposed risks of acetaminophen use during pregnancy dominate the news, this mood-stabilizing medication with much stronger potential of fetal harm continues to be prescribed to girls and women of reproductive age. https://ow.ly/YQFS50XE4HH
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As of today, I have been clear of kidney cancer for 15 years!!! Yay!!!
a cartoon drawing of a kidney with the words i miss him above it
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December 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I wish i had a bong or a pipe that was *my favorite one* out of all the ones I have...

I get so bored with my smoking objects. That's pretty bad.. Lol
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Life is not easy... We must have perseverance and above all, confidence in ourselves."
Marie Curie
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
QTP with your favorite Jedi (wrong answers only)
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'll never not think of this song, when I see a window-washer..
youtu.be/ihFo__PoCKI?...
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Maybe people could drink more water instead of soda. Their kidneys (and wallet) will thank them for it...
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's a damn good thing it's so cold outside. I can't bring my groceries upstairs, so I left them in the car.

I'll probably have to take a nap before I go get them.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
10 very snuggly and yummy red beet eggs, tucked in the back of the fridge for the next week! 💕
Night night! 😴
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You're goddamn right.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM