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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 1d

Margot Robbie is in talks to star in a remake with Tim Burton directing.

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 2d

I hope the #amazingrace camera guy had fun spending half a day filming a kitty cat.

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 2d

The judge was so happy when the sisters finally made it in time.
#AmazingRace

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 2d

Kristine having a meltdown with people casually stepping over her...
#AmazingRace

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 2d

Are the women going to have difficulties going down this hill because they don't have the weight to get them down?
#AmazingRace

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 2d

Love the shoutout to Phil's eyebrows
#AmazingRace

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 2d

Everything on this leg seems really dangerous.
#AmazingRace

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 4d

A woman tried to pay for her groceries with a check and it brought the whole store to a stand still.

Multiple cashiers huddled around the register trying to figure it out.

Manager called.

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 7d

Holy Crap Ohtani!

I have a cold so I can't cheer, but I'm cheering in my heart.

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 7d

One of the indignanties of getting older is finding out the lead singer of that Indie band you liked 20 years ago is now a real estate agent.

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 9d

Even though the overnight train arrived an hour later, I think I still would have taken it just so I could get a night of uninterrupted sleep and be fresh for the race
#AmazingRace

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 9d

Joseph and his brother are comically bad at juggling. I'm half way convinced that they are being bad on purpose.
#AmazingRace

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Knick or Skeet 🎃 @idolthoughts.bsky.social · 9d

When teams are passing Jas & Jag.
When it's confirmed it's likely due to discrimination.
#AmazingRace #TAR38 #TheAmazingRace

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 9d

I feel like I have been watching this episode forever
#AmazingRace

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 10d

Don't mind me if I post this story every time I see it. Witnessing this in person will probably be the most interesting thing that will ever happen to me and will be my go to dinner party story for the rest of my life.

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 10d

'Terrifying': Charging gorilla breaks enclosure glass at San Diego Zoo

Denny the gorilla charged at a visitor at the San Diego Zoo over the weekend, slamming into the glass and leaving a huge crack.

www.latimes.com

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Rachel Scarlett @rachelscarlettg.bsky.social · 10d

LISTEN TO ME IN THIS HOUSE MAX MUNCY IS A GODDAMN LEGEND

Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 10d

Dodger fans treat him like a bum every time he slumps, lmao.

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 10d

Hey! The gorilla incident made the news here in the LA area.

Tip: Don't read the YouTube comments.

youtu.be/pGNxDnqdPQg?...

Gorilla slams into glass at San Diego Zoo, video shows

YouTube video by ABC7

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 11d

I really thought people going missing in the Bermuda Triangle would be a common occurrence.

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

I witnessed was the same as the women in the video. The gorillas were pushing each other. They disappeared behind the small hill in the exhibit and couldn't be seen, but the dust they were kicking up was seen. The gorilla then rushed over the hill and hit the glass with elbows and then fists.

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

youtu.be/hnvt5Yh-foo?...

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

www.facebook.com/News8/videos...

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

From what I'm seeing online, it was the smaller gorilla that broke the glass. Sorry about giving the wrong info, but when a gorilla is speeding straight towards you it looks humungous. #SanDiegoZoo

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

Since we didn't hear the sounds of anyone being mauled by a gorilla, we decided to go back to the exhibit to see what was happening. The gorillas had been pulled from the exhibit, the area was roped off, and the place was crawling with staff. Here's the pic I took of the damage. ##SanDiegoZoo

pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

The most sensible option in this moment was to run, which we did. We found some staff members and told them what happened, but they didn't believe us. We had to convince them we weren't joking and a gorilla really just broke the glass and they really should check it out. So they went. #sandiego

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pretendinglily.bsky.social @pretendinglily.bsky.social · 12d

Yesterday I was at the #SanDiegoZoo with the fam. We were at the gorilla exhibit watching the 2 gorillas interact with each other. The interactions became more aggressive (pushing/shoving). Suddenly, the bigger gorilla charged the glass barrier and hit it full force with his elbows.

CRACK!

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