Tom Bird
portfast.bsky.social
Tom Bird
@portfast.bsky.social
Making the internet work.
Reposted by Tom Bird
Reform are filth. They represent hatred, extremism, ignorance and irresponsibility. They'd make us a wretched vicious hateful little island. If people don't stand up to this, they won't stand up to anything.
September 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
More convictions than teeth.
September 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Who fucking cares. You could fit all their MPs in one car and yet every time he opens the sewer in his face he gets wall to wall coverage.
August 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
And nobody is talking about how the 40bn hole in public finances is the same size as the 40bn hole made by brexit.
August 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Pay more money to live in your own house because the government is skint, another great brexit benefit.
August 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If Corbyn had stepped down after losing in 2017 we might not have had to put up with 5 years of bojo.
July 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My 2 year old was quite insistent that a parrot was an owl. I told him his memory had a parroty error.

He wasn't amused.
June 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The passive aggression of a cat that is just sitting there at food time looking at you and purring quite audibly.
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Ever since I installed this blue sky app I have been very pleased with the results.
April 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I did this in 2011. In the middle of the night 😤. The boat ride back was really good though and I saw whales.
good gravy i forgot how much the harbour air flight from vancouver to victoria was a delight
March 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My child has no concept of wall clock time. His internal time actually matches quite well to the winter/summer time zone change.

Over this month his wake up time has got earlier and I'm looking forward to the wall clock catching up with it.
March 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Creepy AF.
March 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I find the medium of ICMP really allows me to express myself.
Ooh a cat drawn out by making IP addresses ping!

bgp.tools/prefix/185.8... ( by @portfast.bsky.social )
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Armadillo markets!
February 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Join the EU. Join the Euro. Join Schengen. Stop pretending we're so fucking special.
January 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My kingdom for a smartphone the size of the original iPod touch.
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Got rid of my faecesbook account when it became obvious how much they facilitated brexit. No regrets.
January 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Do wish Google would drop the "AI overview" at the top of the results.

It's crap, "AI" for the sake of it.
December 6, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Professional MasterChef is a month where I make jus instead of gravy. Stir it in? No mate, run it through!
November 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM
We don't know how data is distributed on these machines and it's nice to see some actual engineering rather than just throwing it into one of the big clouds, this could make the difference between opex being thousands or millions a month as they grow.
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Going to use my first post on this thing to say that I made a really good crème brulée and I'm rather happy with it.
November 18, 2024 at 4:23 PM