@porkbaron.bsky.social
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Chef, hacker, nerd, liberal. I also love cats.
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Having money and being a child molester?
porkbaron.bsky.social
Yeah the logic is pretty basic.

Anything bad happens - Biden's fault.
Anything good happens - Trump did that.

I guess that's the perk of having your own cult.
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Perfect image for Mt. Bushmore.
porkbaron.bsky.social
No means no, fartface. The voters already rejected you in the primaries, and now you cropping back up like a bad case of the herp. Have some self-respect; your corrupt family's reign is over.
porkbaron.bsky.social
We are decedents of black people, and if you are to believe the Bible and that God created man in his own image... God must be black.
porkbaron.bsky.social
Not if you wash your hands first.
porkbaron.bsky.social
I am! Do I detect a hint of cinnamon?
porkbaron.bsky.social
I don't want to a petty little bitch, but also worth noting.

1. The "deal" is the exact deal Biden proposed 10 months ago.
2. Trump told Bibi to kill the deal so it wouldn't help Harris and help Bibi stay out of jail.
3. Keep selling weapons to Israel.
porkbaron.bsky.social
Almost too precious to drink! Thank you, Penny!
porkbaron.bsky.social
Hostages released scoreboard.

Biden: 148
Trump: 20
porkbaron.bsky.social
This is a good time to considering alternative operating systems for your phone. I use /e/OS, which is free and based on Open Source Android code. There is no connection to Google at all, and all "call home" attempts by apps are blocked. Not sure about iPhone options.
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Yeah, that was the idea. All she does is spew bile.
porkbaron.bsky.social
Could be. In his interview with Howard Stern, he describes his fights with STDs as "his own personal Vietnam".
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I actually made this in 2015, when everyone was like "Release your tax records!", so I figured I could put a spin on it.
porkbaron.bsky.social
Yes, the assholeness have been a constant, even pre potential infection, so you're probably right.
porkbaron.bsky.social
Pam Bondi in front of judiciary last week. #noAI #comicsans #mspaint
porkbaron.bsky.social
I think it's time we find out if this is medically related, or if he's just a huge asshole. Could be both!
porkbaron.bsky.social
What about the "full magnet" he said was a done deal months ago?
porkbaron.bsky.social
Prepping for a visit to juvie