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Eric
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Texan turned Coloradan turned Dakotan turned Utahn and somehow turned back into Texan. Go figure. 📸 @eric.s.images on Insta.
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Get up to Pee, then coffee in bed.
“Don’t Tread On Me” literally means “Me, Specifically. Fuck You though.”
everyone: *yelling that the whole forest has been on fire for the last 20 years*
Democrats: Maybe if we get a garden hose?
Republicans: We have a solution!*

*They did not, in fact, have a solution, but the populace was mad enough that they would readily accept a “fixer.”
Gotta trick the algorithms somehow! 😆

::he was not, in fact, tricking any algorithms::
The Wedge overlook in Utah?
If it happens tomorrow Burning Man is gonna go off…
You’re describing communism genius
Place is real, pic is not.
Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for Tres Leches cake.
The whole Valley of Dreams is not more that a few hundred acres, and it is not layered like this picture shows it to be.
I’m a photographer, I’ve been to and photographed the Valley of Dreams, none of this makes sense.
Yeah, I’ve been there. This picture isn’t it.
This is definitely AI slop (I’ve been to this place).
wtpi?*

*whatest thou partaking in?
“They gave us the number they had. I think the true number is much, much higher.”
Well, the wheels came off the airplane on one side, which caused an engine pod to drag on the runway. The skin of the engine pods is made of a carbon composite, so…probably that part? 🤔

Also, with the wheels gone, escaped brake fluid may have contributed.
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EX GREEN BERET: “In my entire career, I never witnessed the brutality and use of indiscriminate & unnecessary force against an unarmed, starving civilian population until I was in Gaza at the hands of IDF & US contractors… without question, war crimes.”
Stop! Trey Parker and Matt Stone can only get so erect!
Welcome to the slightly better adjusted tweety bird crowd